Caption This - 10/8/04

[Jon Cooke]

First, the rules:

1. There will be one picture once a week. Only I or Jon, Jack, Matthew, Pietro, or Dan can post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like - BUT, please do not post any of these threads yourselves. We want to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. No "copycats" allowed.

3. No requests for the moment. We have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

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[Thad]

"Trust me, boss! Th' best way to get rid a' that constipation is to drink ten barrels a' vanilla flavor exlax!"

"'Dat sounds logical!"

-Thad

[UncleJunior]

Cat: "I'm full. I'll never drink Aquafina again."

[AngryBeavers]

Buzzy: Don't eat me lardo! Eat this bucket of lard!

Katnip: This is offensive to fat people! What if they cut this scene out when it comes to DVD?

Buzzy: I severely doubt anyone would care. Want a martini to go with that?

[Cartman]

Katnip: I think I need to switch to the Subway diet!

[Daffysleftfoot]

Buzzy: Here, this entire bucket of Pepto Bismal will cure your massive heart burn.

Katnip: Thanks. I tried using a Smurf as a suppository before but I ended up squishing him.

[Der Captain]

Censors at Boomerang would later cut out the "Chug! Chug!" scene from "Katnip's Kegger Party".

OR

Katnip's nightmare with binging and purging - on the next "E True Hollywood Story"!

[Miss Marnie]

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I gotta pee just looking at it.

or

Things are looking bad for Katnip. His bladder has already blown out and if he finishes the next keg, it'll be all over.

or

I thought women were the only ones who experienced water retention.

[Boy Wonder]

You're right, I am only three and a half years old!

[GeniusIntheLamp]

Buzzy helps Katnip prepare for his upcoming role as William Howard Taft in the upcoming miniseries "The Presidents". :buzzy:

[Cartman]

Buzzy: Now remember, Boss! The most important thing ya gotta remember in becoming a sumo wrestler is that you gotta eat and drink lotsa stuff!

[Jeff]

Following in my traditioning of coming up with a name of a fictional short for the image:

Buzzy and Katnip in the rare short Banal Leakage.

:eek: