Picture Story #2: Portable Hare

[Philo & Gunge]

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:bugs2: : Ah, this is created. I fianlly got a portable television. I'm sure no one else in town has one of dese.

EVIL LAB - Somewhere in South Burbank, where :ysam: :befuddled :coyote: :marvin: and Taz reside.

:ysam: : That's the boss's portable televisor!
:marvin:: Correction Sam, that would be television.
:coyote:: Slight correction, being an super genius. That is not the boss's portable TV set. No one in Burbank has one.
:ysam: : Then let's steal it!
:befuddled :coyote::marvin:: Yeah!
:befuddled : Even if we die twying.
:ysam: : Die? (sticks out guns) No we won't.

Outside the Pink Panther's mansion

:bugs2: : Hey, Pink! Look at this weird portable TV I found.
:thinkpink : (sticks up sign that says "Neato! I haven't seen anyone like that!")
:bugs2: : Hey look! Care instructions! This portable TV belongs to Flauntaroy Fox who is currently living in Austrailia. If found, please go on long journey to find me. Oh, man. Not another "Daffy's Lower Half"!. This time can we stick to the plot.
:thinkpink: (sticks up sign that says "Hopefully.")

TO BE CONTINUED...

[AngryBeavers]

:bugs2: : Dis ting's got some excellent features! Like it'll instantly "remaster" a cartoon if the print quality eats. I just pop in my cartoon Falling Hare, the crummy print, and look what it shows, a clear pristine print! I love did ting. I hope no one steals it!

(bugs is unaware, the bad guys are listening from behind a big tree.)

[Philo & Gunge]

:ysam:: All right, you garsh darn itching varments! Here's what I'll do. I'll dress up as that screwball duck and tell the rabbit that it's my portable televisior thingy.
:befuddled : TV.
:ysam: : Who asked you? All right, here I go.
:bugs2: : Okay, (looking at video) Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs, PRISTINE!
:ysam: : (as Daffy) Say, what's up, Bugs? Is that a portable TV set?
:bugs2: : Daffy! Your.... being out-of-character!
:daffy: : (walking up) Hey, Bugs! Ooo, a portable TV I always wanted one of those.
:bugs2: : What's going on!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Daffysleftfoot]

:bugs2: :Wait, dere's only one way to decide who's the real Daffy. Duck Season!

:ysam: :daffy: : RABBIT SEASON!

:bugs2: : DUCK SEASON!

:ysam: :daffy: :RABBIT SEASON!

:bugs2: :RRRrrrrrrrrrabiit season.

:daffy: : DUCK SEASON! FIRE!

Yosemite Sam shoots Daffy in the beak, blowing his cover.

:bugs2: : Thought so! (pulls Daffy mask off Sam)

:ysam: :OOOOOOOOOH! YA SNEAKIN' VARMIT!

:bugs2: : I dare you to step across this line. (makes line on the floor with his foot.)

:ysam: : I'm a-steppin'!

Sam steps in front of Daffy as Elmer shoots him in the face with a bullit meant for Daffy.

:befuddled : Sowwy I'm wate. I asked Sniffles how his day was and he would NOT shut up!

:bugs2: : Dat's okay, Elmer. Anyway, I have to get dis tv home before somebody steals it and............ HEY, WHERE DID IT GO??!!

Sam and Daffy are seen sneaking out of the room on tiptoe.

To be continued......

[Philo & Gunge]

:bugs2: : Elmea?
:befuddled : Yes?
:bugs2: : Are you willing to change your ways?
:befuddled : Guess so.
:bugs2: : Good! Yer changin' ways!
:befuddled : But I...
:bugs2: : No buts! Common.
:ysam: : So what are we going to do with this har televisior.
:daffy: : Television.
:ysam: : Whatever! (:foggy: walks up to them)
:foggy:: Now what's, I say, what's that!
:ysam: : A televis...
:daffy: : ..ion.
:ysam: : It's ours.
:foggy:: Hmm, it's says, I say, it says "This product belong to Bugs Bunny".
:ysam: :daffy: : Huh!
:daffy: : You didn't tell me that!
:ysam: : You've been with me for 5 seconds!
:foggy:: I think, I say, I think I should return it to him.
:bugs2: : Now where are they?
:befuddled : There ussuwally at that secwet wabatowy.
:foggy:: Bugs! I say, Bugs! Here's your portable televisorion thigy whatever. You got to keep it away from them son. Let me drive ya home!
:ysam: : Drive them home, eh? Duck, get into the trunk of the car!
:daffy: : Why?
:ysam: : You'll see.

TO BE CONTINUED...