Caption This! - 10/1/04

[Thad]

First, the rules:

1. There will be one picture once a week. Only I or Jon, Jack, Matthew, Pietro, or Dan can post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like - BUT, please do not post any of these threads yourselves. We want to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. No "copycats" allowed.

3. No requests for the moment. We have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

http://lantz.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/mickeylady.jpg


-Thad

[UncleJunior]

Officer #1: Who are you playing? Hilary Duff?

Officers laugh.

Mickey Mouse: That's not very funny, jerks.

[J. B. Warner]

Stopped by chauvinistic cops on her way to put her "face" on, Minnie had to come up with an excuse on the spot.

[TnAdct1]

Even if he is the most popular Disney character in world, Mickey still has to explain to the cops that he is NOT a prostitute.

[Daffysleftfoot]

Mickey: I figure that I might as well dress like a woman. I've already got the voice for it.

[Cartman]

Mickey: Look, officers! If Bugs Bunny can make people laugh by cross-dressing, I don't see why I can't either.

[Dan Porceddu]

Mickey after a ruckus game of "Truth or Dare" the night before.

[RetroMan]

Mickey: I'm straight!! Get it?!? If I ever see this mentioned on the tabloids I'm gonna *Censored*

[Bob]

Mickey: I'm filling in for Goldilocks due to the strike by the union.

:slow:

[Caffeine King]

Officers: "Hey, aren't you that girl that we see on that street corner every night?"

[Boy Wonder]

Hey, who says I can't be like Bugs Bunny? I always say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

[Daffysleftfoot]

http://lantz.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/mickeylady.jpg

I rented Dustin Hoffman's Tootsie the other day. That hack screwed it all up. I'm going to show him and the world how it's SUPPOSED to be done.

:bugs2: -Nyeeeeh, I did that foist, doc. Back when Hoffman was just a kid.

[Der Captain]

So much for Mickey's 60 years of therapy.

[angelidollinda]

Mickey Mouse, during another of his "mid-life crisises"

[Miss Marnie]

http://lantz.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/mickeylady.jpg


-Thad
Mickey's attempt to get out of a parking ticket was surprisingly effective

or

On the next "E! True Hollywood Story", we examine the post-Disney days of Mickey Mouse and his not-so-family-friendly "films".

[Cartman]

[Mickey saying exactly what he is in the comic]

Police Officer on Left: Sure you are! Let's run this nut in.

[Jeff]

Rare cel art from the experimental adult cartoon short "Mickey the Chicky"

(alternate title: "Mickey's Hickey"...)

[Cartman]

After Mickey made his last cartoon THE SIMPLE THINGS, he went through all sorts of odd jobs trying to make a living.

[Daffysleftfoot]

Some lost footage of Mickey Mouse's audition tape for the role of Klinger on M*A*S*H.

[GeniusIntheLamp]

He's a lumberjack, and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.:mickey:

[Mac]

Cops: "There's no need to make excuses, Mickey - we're not really policmen"

Or

Cops: "What kind of a school is this?!"