ThePeterNetwork
07-25-2006, 06:46 PM
Maybe wackyoverkhakhi can shed some thoughts on this.
Today, as I sat in my cubicle at work, reflecting on last week's events, I was thinking about women and how the warm weather months play our emotions with them. At this time, I was without hope at all. Three separate experiences at different periods in my life had caused me to be separated by three different types of females, yet they all shared one bond in common: they like Disney. After the third and final separation, a colleague of mine suggested that I stop meeting women on Disney message forums. Personally, I felt it best to stop meeting women, or anyone else for that matter, anywhere.
So what does :red:have to do with any of this? Well, as most of us know, Red is the ulitmate beauty in the Cartoon Universe. She is the woman all men want, but can never have. Why can we never have her? Because she holds higher standards when it comes to male companionship. A beautiful woman like :red: wouldn't be caught dead being seen with or by such an ordinary man like :wolfie:. No, I feel there are three things Red could possibly find attractive in a man: Excessively good looks, luxurious wealth, and something else that I cannot mention here, but I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. ;)
How do I fit into this analysis? Like :wolfie:, I desire female companionship, only I am willing to befriend a potential mate rather than just jump right in and establish a relationship. Women do not see this, and oftentimes will put their guards up. I.E. I flash a friendly smile, they pretend to not notice, my heart cracks a little inside.
Bottom line: How can I possibly meet women when they don't wish to be met? Should I meet women at all (I refuse to meet men because I don't respond to them well)?
Maybe I should have lettuce thrown at the thing I use to get from place to place for fooling myself into having feelings for a cartoon babe. :confused:
Today, as I sat in my cubicle at work, reflecting on last week's events, I was thinking about women and how the warm weather months play our emotions with them. At this time, I was without hope at all. Three separate experiences at different periods in my life had caused me to be separated by three different types of females, yet they all shared one bond in common: they like Disney. After the third and final separation, a colleague of mine suggested that I stop meeting women on Disney message forums. Personally, I felt it best to stop meeting women, or anyone else for that matter, anywhere.
So what does :red:have to do with any of this? Well, as most of us know, Red is the ulitmate beauty in the Cartoon Universe. She is the woman all men want, but can never have. Why can we never have her? Because she holds higher standards when it comes to male companionship. A beautiful woman like :red: wouldn't be caught dead being seen with or by such an ordinary man like :wolfie:. No, I feel there are three things Red could possibly find attractive in a man: Excessively good looks, luxurious wealth, and something else that I cannot mention here, but I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. ;)
How do I fit into this analysis? Like :wolfie:, I desire female companionship, only I am willing to befriend a potential mate rather than just jump right in and establish a relationship. Women do not see this, and oftentimes will put their guards up. I.E. I flash a friendly smile, they pretend to not notice, my heart cracks a little inside.
Bottom line: How can I possibly meet women when they don't wish to be met? Should I meet women at all (I refuse to meet men because I don't respond to them well)?
Maybe I should have lettuce thrown at the thing I use to get from place to place for fooling myself into having feelings for a cartoon babe. :confused: