New Boomerang Slogans

[Jon Cooke]

It looks like Boomerang will eventually be converted into a preschool channel. Come up with new, more appropriate, slogans for the new Boomerang:

Boomerang: "Yes, it is possible to make a network worse than CN!"

Boomerang: "We have a new look and a new schedule. Don't worry, we still air Pebbles & Bamm-Bamm!"

Boomerang: "Because there can never be too many sources for Baby Looney Tunes!"

and, finally...

Boomerang: "Yet another reason to cancel your DirecTV!"

Any others?

[Dan Porceddu]

Boomerang: "Because one 'Noggin' isn't enough."

Boomerang: "Because one can only handle so much 'Hamtaro' on basic cable before we have to regulate it to DirecTV."

Boomerang: "Our programming accurately represents the intelligence of our network executives."


-Dan

[Jon Cooke]

Boomerang: "The new home for classic cartoons is that dumpster outside of our Atlanta headquarters."

Boomerang: "We make you thankful you own a DVD player."

[Javeman]

Boomerang: "Because we want less and less viewers every day!"

[Senbei Norimaki]

Boomerang: Were desperately trying to attract a younger hipper audience.

[Cartman]

Boomerang: We just want to be like Cartoon Network.

[UncleJunior]

Boomerang: If I had a boomerang, I'd throw it on my TV when somebody has this channel on.

[Peter Melnick]

Boomerang: About as much fun as getting hit in the shin with a blunt object!

- Peter Melnick

[Jeff]

Boomerang: Now the name of our network makes no sense whatsoever! :confused:

[Matthew Hunter]

Boomerang: Your local cable company won't let you see us. Now we're giving them a legitimate reason!

Boomerang: What's 'Bugs Bunny'? We aired that?

Boomerang: It's all coming back...to haunt you.

-Matthew :bugs1:

[Peter Melnick]

Boomerang: Cus our network is teh s uck.

- Peter Melnick

[RetroMan]

Boomerang: Don't miss our weekly Baby Looney Tunes marathons!

Boomerang: You'll regret not having taped our previous, old and creaky shows!

Boomerang: Moms! Stop worrying, the nanny is here!

[Geezil]

Boomerang: Call your cable operator today and tell 'em, "I want my Pecola!"

Boomerang: Let us be your bestest ever channel and we'll make Barney look sick!

[Martin Juneau]

Boomerang: Why name a channel with this name?

[J. B. Warner]

Boomerang: Our library now starts in 1965.

Boomerang: We're more of a stick, really.

Boomerang: The rich man's Cartoon Network.

Boomerang: We're doing what Judge Doom couldn't.

[Mibbitmaker]

Boomerang: Oh, what's the point!?

Boomerang: Now with 100% less Boomer, and 100% less Ang

Boomerang: The most unfortunately-changed network since Noggin

Boomerang: ... After really bad plastic surgery

Boomerang: For all the Baby Boomers... Make that just "Babies"

[Jeff Harris]

Boomerang: We're not crazy, we just don't give a darn! :daffy:

[Daffysleftfoot]

Boomerang: We cave in to executive pressure the most.

Boomerang: We sold our spines for money.

[mbaker]

Boomerang: Yes, it is possible to make a network worse than Disney Channel!

:daffy:

[Boy Wonder]

Boomerang: Ehh, Whats up Doc?
Boomerang: Home of the carrot-chomping idget himself
Boomerang: This place will make you go nuts (coo-coo coo-coo)
Boomerang: I say, i say, we can't show enough crap!:fethry:

[Jeff]

Boomerang: Ehh, Whats up Doc?
Boomerang: Home of the carrot-chomping idget himself
:confused::confused::confused:???

The point was that Boomerang's decline into a preschool channel as opposed to a classic cartoon channel :p

[mbaker]

Boomerang: Keeping good cartoon where they really belong. Off the air!

Boomerang: Kid tested, Mother approved!

[Boy Wonder]

:confused::confused::confused:???

The point was that Boomerang's decline into a preschool channel as opposed to a classic cartoon channel :p
Whoops, I suppose it was a new thing for the classic cartoon thing.

Or you can say: And kicking your father in the crotch was fun, check out this _________________ from Bommerang!

[dendawg]

Boomerang: It's all coming back. All of the time-compressed, censored to hell and back, soccer-mom approved 8-hour programming block of classics that we'll eventually replace and sit on the rights to them so they'll never see the light of day again! Bwa-ha ha ha ha!!!:p

[mbaker]

Boomerang: Your too old to be watching us! You should be watching CBS, NBC, ABC, and Fox like your suppose to!

[The Silver Fox]

boomerang:: We just dont give a darn for our fans.

[Dan Porceddu]

And kicking your father in the crotch was fun, check out this _________________ from Bommerang!How is that in any way funny? Let's try and stay within the boundaries of good taste here.


-Dan

[Cartman]

Boomerang: To Hell with it!

[Javeman]

Boomerang: Like the Scooby Doo live-action movies, it sucks so much it's actually funny!

Boomerang: We just don't care anymore!

[Boy Wonder]

How is that in any way funny? Let's try and stay within the boundaries of good taste here.


-Dan
Sorry, I thought it was meant for kids. Yeah, I'm thinking up of...

Boomerang: Watch Cartoon Network!

[Javeman]

Boomerang: Because in today's world, there's people that will actually watch this stuff.

[mbaker]

Boomerang: Don't worry, kids. We still have "Scooby-Doo".

[Boy Wonder]

Boomerang: Vote for Daphne as Secretary in 2004

Boomerang: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, now you know the Boomerang letters, why won't you watch me?

[Daffysleftfoot]

Boomerang: No, seriously, this time we promise to deliver the goods. Honestly and tru SYKE!!!!!!:p

[Aquadementia]

Brilliant
original
older
material
ends,
really
angering
neglected
geezers

[Jeff]

Brilliant
original
older
material
ends,
really
angering
neglected
geezers:D :cool:

[dendawg]

Brilliant
original
older
material
ends,
really
angering
neglected
geezers
Who're ya calling a geezer, ya whippersnapper?[/old fart]:p

[Aquadementia]

Who're ya calling a geezer, ya whippersnapper?[/old fart]:p

Everyone six and over.

[Billy]

Boomerang: "Now you've seen EVERYTHING!" *BANG*
Boomerang: "Tune in...and then out again"
Boomerang: "Try and get rid of us, and we'll keep coming back"
Boomerang: "Fun for ages 8-80!...weeks"

[mbaker]

Boomerang: Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to 3.

Boomerang: We don't die, we multiply.

Boomerang: Brought to you by the letters B, and S.

[Daffysleftfoot]

Boomerang: Destroying art = $$$$

[Nick]

Boomerang: Protecting the American people from classic animation since 2004.

Boomerang: You want to see classic animation, go to Latin America!

Boomerang: Quote A Six Year Old Child : I learnered who too prununce werds probbly, fanks 2 Bamerong!

Boomerang: Trouble teaching your kids how to count? Pre-schools or daycare centres too expensive? If so, get Boomerang on your TV! And give your kids the ultimate learning experience! Make them top of the class when they first go to school! (Not assiociated with any companies who used to create theatrical cartoons, their creators can go to hell!)

[mbaker]

Boomerang: THIS SHOW WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER V! AAAH, HA, HA, HA, HAAAA!!! :p

Boomerang: Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow, I'm a kid just like you! :daffy:

[Pietro]

I say we have enough Boomerang slogans - I'm closing this thread so we can start some new games or fun threads.

-Pietro:daffy: