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Boy Wonder
09-25-2004, 04:40 PM
Today this was lifted off the ground. It is the inaugural LTWF show from the Termite Terrace studio, and lets see the superstars:

Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Elmer Fudd
Porky Pig
Sylvester
Tweety
Granny
Foghorn Leghorn
Barnyard Dawg
Yosemite Sam
Rocky + Mugsy
Taz
Claude Cat
Frisky Puppy
Colonel Rimfire
Cool Cat
Speedy Gonzalez
Bulldog (any one)
Bosko
Buddy
Honey
Cookie
Egghead
Hubie + Bertie
Gossamer
Pepe Le Pew
Gruesome Gorilla
Sniffles
Michigan J. Frog
Marvin Martian
and...
Ralph Phillips

The championships on the line are (from least to most important):
1. LTWF Hardcore Championship
2. LTWF Women's Championship
3. LTWF Interpromotional Championship
4. LTWF United Promtions Championship
5. LTWF Tag-Team Championship
6. (The top prize) LTWF Championship

Mondays will be Looney Tunes (The flagship brand) on Spike at 9:00 PM live, and Thursday will be Merrie Melodies on UPN at 8:00 taped from Tuesday. Saturday is Superstars that recap the action. The only exception is today when everybody wrestles in a Everybody Over-the-Top Rope match to see who is the first ever LTWF Champion.

Now, PPV's are the same day as WWE ones, but every one is interactive. You the viewer (or reader in this case) decide what the matches and events are plus you can vote for what stipulation and if a random match in a parking lot can be made.

One more note: The General Manager is Leon Schlesinger. The ring announcers are Bob Clampett and Tex Avery for LT, and Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng for MM. More details on that later.

As Michael Buffer would say, "Lets get ready tooooooooo RUMBLE!"

UncleJunior
09-25-2004, 04:47 PM
From someone who does Fantasy WWE threads every week, I hope your threads are a success.

Good luck.

Boy Wonder
09-28-2004, 04:16 PM
LTWF Inaugural Looney Tunes: Week of 9.27



Leon Schlesinger introduced everybody to the inaugural show of LTWF RAW IS WAR! He said there was a big match tonight for the LTWF Championship, but he had been interrupted by a quacker named Daffy Duck (Going to Triple H’s theme). Daffy said that he is the only character looney enough who can hold the top prize in the company.



But lo and behold! Sexy Boy is playing, and guess who’s coming down the rafters? “BUGS BUNNY IS HERE! HES HERE!" Screams Bob Clampett as he sees this going on. Bugs finally arrived in the ring and blabbers with Daffy for a few minutes to see who is really champion. Leon says that since a PPV is in a week, Leon wants to settle that then. However, as he does that…



Elmer comes into the ring (To Bret Hart’s old WWF theme) saying it should be a Triple-Threat Two-Fall match. Leon budges and we already have a main-event for No Mercy. Leon says though that the fans can pick the stipulation and what goes on in the match concerning DQ- or no DQ. All three leave, but it won’t be the last time we’ll see these things tonight.



Shortly after break, Tweety and Speedy fight in what was an amazing half-hour match between these fast high-fliers. The match ended in a no-contest as Sylvester came in and almost ate them both. Granny hit Sylvester with an umbrella and left the ring.



Leon comes back and says that there will also be a tag-team match at No Mercy, and the fans decide who should be in the match. The teams involved will be listed at the end of this review, actually now:



Taz + Claude

Rocky and Mugsy

Barnyard Dawg and Foghorn Leghorn

Cool Cat and Colonel Rimfire



Main event was the LTWF Hardcore Championship match between Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote. After Wile tried to smash Roadrunner with a boulder, but it backfired and the pinfall went to Roadrunner, and Roadrunner is new champ.



Leon thanks everybody, but Daffy and Bugs beat each other to the bloody point, but Bugs hit Sweet Bunny Music and that was the end.That was the first ever show, and Merrie Melodies is this Thursday! Friday or Saturday will be the voter participation in No Mercy.

UncleJunior
09-28-2004, 07:33 PM
I rather see Bugs come out to triple H's music but that's just me.

I like the Taboo Tuesday-esque voting for No Mercy.

Looking forward to next time.

Boy Wonder
09-29-2004, 07:27 AM
I rather see Bugs come out to triple H's music but that's just me.

I like the Taboo Tuesday-esque voting for No Mercy.

Looking forward to next time.
Imagine Bugs dancing to HBK's music. Its done. Daffy is more like HHH in my mind.