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Geezil
03-31-2006, 09:08 AM
It’s “Out with the Rascals” at Cartoon Network.

Right Now!





Atlanta (Combined Dispatches) – Time Warner announced abruptly, in a move that likely will send waves of shock and awe through the community of animation fandom and professionals alike, a complete staff and program schedule restructuring at its Cartoon Network cable channel.



While many CN executive positions and some details of the network’s programming schedule to come are still in flux, a Time Warner spokesperson announced the following series set to debut within the next several months:



I’m Still Popeye, Dammit! A joint production of Time Warner and King Features Syndicate, this late-night half-hour will incorporate all the contents of the network’s earlier “Popeye Show,” plus the more controversial Fleischer and Famous Studios Popeye shorts never before shown in their entirety on CN. Host: Fred Grandenetti.



There’s Music in Your Shorts, a weekly hour highlighting the delightful musical scores contributed to many vintage cartoons by the likes of Carl Stalling, Scott Bradley, Darrell Calker, Gene Rodemich, Winston Sharples, Philip Scheib, and very occasionally, John Seely.



Tooning Out the World (incorporating “O Canada!”) will cherry-pick the widest array of internationally produced animated shorts from down the years and over your borders, for a half-hour each Saturday and Sunday night. Japan and the Former Soviet Union will not be denied—er, ignored—nor will Halas & Batchelor. Host: Björk.



Bosko’s Back, plus his front view and left & right profiles, will anchor this one-hour, all-B&W cartoon showcase from the Warner Bros., Paramount, Van Beuren, Columbia, Ub Iwerks, and Terrytoons archives, among others. (But, early word has it that Foxy will keep a very low profile here.)



Lastly, They’re All Silent (But We’re Almost Old Enough to Vote) will be a weekend half-hour of the finest, most lovingly restored silent cartoons from the early 1910s through the late 1920s. It’s also cannily calculated to prove that you don’t have to be seven or eight decades past 18 years of age to appreciate the original Felix the Cat, Farmer Al Falfa, Bobby Bumps, or Koko the Clown. Host: Tom Stathes.

:tweety:

Timber Wolf
03-31-2006, 09:19 AM
Bosko’s Back, plus his front view and left & right profiles, will anchor this one-hour, all-B&W cartoon showcase from the Warner Bros., Paramount, Van Beuren, Columbia, Ub Iwerks, and Terrytoons archives, among others. (But, early word has it that Foxy will keep a very low profile here.)



Bosko (and maybe Buddy) will return? Are these real news or just ideas?

J Lee
03-31-2006, 09:24 AM
Good day for an announcement like that.

Mike in Jersey
03-31-2006, 10:12 AM
April fools....

rex racer
03-31-2006, 10:16 AM
uh huh!;)

Kaleido
03-31-2006, 10:28 AM
You go through the trouble to post this which could get GAC in trouble with Time Warner's legal department yet you don't post the other press release about the return of the Acme Hour and Boomerang as a block on Cartoon Network?

speedy fast
03-31-2006, 10:49 AM
This sounds like an April Fools Joke, but April Fools Day is tomorrow, not today.

TnAdct1
03-31-2006, 12:00 PM
This sounds like an April Fools Joke, but April Fools Day is tomorrow, not today. That's why the press release is scheduled to be release in 24 hours. :D

Sogturtle
03-31-2006, 12:25 PM
Geezil~

Thanks for the laughs!:) Happy April's Fool's Day (come tomorrow).

gilligan fanati
03-31-2006, 12:31 PM
hehehe :)

J. B. Warner
03-31-2006, 01:56 PM
Fool me once (i.e. last year's Terrytoons DVD press release), shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Happy April Fools Day, Geezil.

Geezil
03-31-2006, 01:59 PM
You go through the trouble to post this which could get GAC in trouble with Time Warner's legal department yet you don't post the other press release about the return of the Acme Hour and Boomerang as a block on Cartoon Network?

If it's really that problematic, I won't squawk for a second if the mods choose to delete this thread. One more word: Parody. (Peace.) (Okay, that's more than one word...)

:)

Billy
03-31-2006, 02:18 PM
Nah...it's a shameless attempt to be the first one on the block ;), but at least it's something. I miss the board redesigns that used to happen every April Fools Day, but they stoppd after 2004.

cpdavison
03-31-2006, 02:25 PM
Geezil:

What is this thing called "Cartoon Network" to which you referred?

Signed,

Confused in NC

Nelson
03-31-2006, 04:31 PM
That's nothing, as I heard someone who's very close to Time Warner, is that they said that CN might be adding a couple of talk shows to their late night roster, a la Larry King to Adult Swim...It makes sense, since Cartoon Network is showing live action movies now.

J Lee
03-31-2006, 04:41 PM
That's nothing, as I heard someone who's very close to Time Warner, is that they said that CN might be adding a couple of talk shows to their late night roster, a la Larry King to Adult Swim...It makes sense, since Cartoon Network is showing live action movies now.

Hey, the entire "Adult Swim" concept is based off the success of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast", so why not go all the way (even though I would prefer animated infomercials featuring a cartoon version of Ron Popeil or the two women hawking The Greatest Vitamin in the World. :rolleyes: )

Javeman
03-31-2006, 04:43 PM
Guys, Geezil isn't lying... this is very much real.

Tom Stathes
03-31-2006, 05:09 PM
Javeman isn't kidding- I just brought my tux back from the cleaners and the cameras will be here on Monday :D

rodney
03-31-2006, 05:52 PM
You go through the trouble to post this which could get GAC in trouble with Time Warner's legal department yet you don't post the other press release about the return of the Acme Hour and Boomerang as a block on Cartoon Network?

Come on. It's just a joke. Nobody cares.

Brundledan
03-31-2006, 06:05 PM
What is this thing called "Cartoon Network" to which you referred?

These days, a thing to cancel your cable subscription over.

-Dan

frizfrelengfan
03-31-2006, 06:51 PM
Geezil,

Too bad it's only an April Fool's joke.

But it's nice to dream.

John Pannozzi
03-31-2006, 08:00 PM
Hey, the entire "Adult Swim" concept is based off the success of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Jeff
03-31-2006, 08:04 PM
Tsk tsk tsk... you're one day too early...

Kaleido
03-31-2006, 10:05 PM
Come on. It's just a joke. Nobody cares.Nobody cares? The shows Geezil wrote about can only air about once a week. The returning Acme Hour; now with Walter Lantz Cartunes, Terrytoons, Screen Gems, UPA theatricals, and the entire Fleischer/Famous/Paramount cartoon library in addition to Looney Tunes, MGM cartoons, and Popeye; will air daily!

Not to mention the DePatie-Freleng, UPA TV, and Jay Ward cartoon libraries joining the Hanna-Barbera shorts on the new Boomerang block on Cartoon Network. (Which will also air daily.)