Caption This! (8/20/04) featuring Mickey and Goofy

[Dan Porceddu]

First, the rules:

1. There will be one picture every Friday. Only I or one of the other GAC moderators will post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like - BUT, please do not post any of these threads yourselves. We want to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. No "copycats" allowed.

3. No requests for the moment. We have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

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[UncleJunior]

Goofy: "Would you like some smokes?"

Mickey: "There goes the chance of this being shown on TV years from now."

[AngryBeavers]

Goofy: "I went to this cool costume party, and they gave me these cool beef sticks that you can smoke! Try one!"

Mickey: "Ahh, No! (turns to audience) You see kids, I said NO! And that's what you do if someone offers you a smoke! Even if it's smoked beef!"

(rim shot)

[Aquadementia]

Caught in a moment of hoggish self indulgence by his insurance agent, Goofy's health care premiums soon doubled.

or

Bored by another dismal renaissance fair Mickey wanders off, only to stumble upon inspiration for the first burning man festival.

[Daffysleftfoot]

Mickey: Goofy! You can't dress and act like an Indian! It's politically incorrect!

Goofy: Says a guy who still acts like Al Jolson.

[Geezil]

Mickey: (in stunned silence just before lower jaw hits ground)

Goofy: Gawrsh, Mickey, look! I think the Disney writers finally managed to put me in a situation that makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever! Huh-huh-hyuk! :shame:

[Daffysleftfoot]

Mickey: Goofy! What the.....?

Goofy: SSSSSSHHHH! The Disney studio cut my salary again. I'm trying to qualify for Native Tax Benefits. I'm even building a casino next week.

Mickey: Hey, I could use some extra money. UGH! Me, Mouse Who Speaks in High Pitch.

[angelidollinda]

"Upon arriving to "America", Christopher Columbmouse was greeted by one of the village idiots...."

[Jorgy3]

Goofy: 'Cigars, Cigarettes......?' 'Oh hey Mickey.. Betty Boops been out of a job since cartoons went to 3D'

Mickey: 'you still got what she had Goofy';)

[Daffysleftfoot]

Goofy: Oh, Mr. Benny, I rolled all those cigars for ya!!

Mickey: Pssst. Wrong racist accent, Goofy.

[Cartman]

A segment from a Columbus Day special, which was banned by Michael Eisner due to a fear of backlash from Native American rights groups.

[Daffysleftfoot]

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Mickey: Gosh, uh, hello Mr. indiginous person.

Goofy: Aw, dude! You're a talkin' mouse, man. That is soooooo far out. oooooooh You just blew my mind!! Where's some corn? I've got some freakin' major munchies, dude.

Mickey: Hmm, obviously those aren't "conventional" cigars.