The Quote Anything Thread

[The "Chase"]

Title says it all. Want to quote anything? Hey, go nuts, this is your thread.

"Available on three records, seven CDs, twelve cassettes or thirty 8-track tapes. You might expect to pay almost a hundred dollars for this rare collection. It's all yours for only one easy installment of $193.75!"

See what I did there? Anyways, let the quoting begin!

[cartoonfan4ever]

"May the Schwartz be with you."

[nickramer]

"Round and tasty on a bun, pickles, french fries, yum, yum."

[Glowworm]

"Hi, I'm Larry, the Shivering Chipmunk.Brr.I'm cold. I need a sweater."

[jonmayo15]

"Hi-Keeba!"

[Thad]

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f**k am I funny, what the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!"

[cartoonfan4ever]

"Would you write your name down? Thank you, when I'm famous I'll make an appoint not to like you."

-Charlton Woodchuck

[nickramer]

"Hey, that's not nicey-nicey!"

"The jokes wern't funny-funny either."

[LooneyFan]

"Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing (unintelligible muttering)"

[dandu]

"I'll join a club and hit you over the head with it!"

[nickramer]

"LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my new squeaky pants dance! SQUEESH-SQUAUSH! SQUEESH-SUQAUSH!"

[Lee Glover]

"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...shoot it!"

[A. Flea]

"Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother****er!"

[Bugsmer]

"Bridgeport?"

"Camelot."

[Glowworm]

"I do not like the cone of shame."

[The "Chase"]

"Let's go fetch a pail of water..."

[nickramer]

"Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instance! What do you think you're doing?! You can't say 'everyones got a water buffalo' and everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, 'Where's my water buffalo?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?' And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!!"

[kaseykockroach]

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door".

[iwerks321]

''Some people is naturally ignorant,but you abuse the privelige!''

[Douglas E.]

"Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instance! What do you think you're doing?! You can't say 'everyones got a water buffalo' and everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, 'Where's my water buffalo?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?' And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!!"
LOL, I thought I was the only member to watch that series!

"When I discovered Youtube, I didn't work for five days, I did nothing. I viewed Cookie Monster sings Chocolate Rain about a thousand times."

-Doug

[nickramer]

I got another quote from Mr. Vischer. This is from one of his recent projects he's doing with puppets:

"Oh, look! There's the McDonalds where Piearre had a little accident in the ball pit. We're not allowed to go back."

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"One custard pie? Let me have it!"

"What the hell is this? For God's sake's, somebody throw a pie!"

I love pie-related humor!

[Bugsmer]

"Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime."

[A. Flea]

"Puppy dog Tails and Big Fat Snails!"

[cartoonfan4ever]

Life is bitter for I am a sitter
and put little kitties to bed.
As I tuck their sheet around their feet,
they're busy slapin' my head.
They throw their trains
and rattle my brains,
my head is full of dents.
No wonder I'm sour,
goes on by the hour,
and each hour I earn fifty cents.

-Daffy

[nickramer]

"Stiny, get me a danish!"

[looneytooney]

"The bank said you wouldn't have the money, because your a dead beat loser."

"A fat dead beat loser? Well sir, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

Classic Voltaire line.

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"You're just as useless as JPEG's to Helen Keller!"

Gee, I wonder if anyone will get where that one's from?

[dandu]

Arthur Daley A Little Dodgy Maybe But Underneath...E's Alright!

[nickramer]

"hello,
I am write single to salute and wait for answer again".

[The "Chase"]

"Toga! Toga! Toga! 2000!"

[LooneyFan]

"Hey you! C'mere!"
"Who me?"
"Yeah you!"
"Oohh"

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"Toga! Toga! Toga! 2000!"

"Hey Marge, he stole my idea!"

[Glowworm]

"Ten chubby angels with big fat wings.Too heavy to fly,they crash into things."

[The "Chase"]

"Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch! Gas gas gas!"

"8:58. The first time I've ever been early for work. 'Cept for all those Daylight savings days. Lousy farmers..."

"Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke!"

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick..."

[nickramer]

"Ten chubby angels with big fat wings.Too heavy to fly,they crash into things."
Is that from "FreakaZoid!"? And if so, is it from the episode that had this quote?: "Huggies!"

Man, I still haven't watched my season 2 set yet.

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch! Gas gas gas!"

"8:58. The first time I've ever been early for work. 'Cept for all those Daylight savings days. Lousy farmers..."

"Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke!"

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick..."

LISA:"I think it's ironic that dad saved the day while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death."

BART:"And I think it's ironic that, for once, dad's butt prevented the release of toxic ga-"

MARGE:"BART!"

Since we seem to be quoting The Simpsons,

"Buy me BONESTORM or go to Hell!"

[The "Chase"]

"Buy me BONESTORM or go to Hell!"

You have selected no.

"I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone!"

"The dream was over. Coming up, was it really over? Yes it was. Or was it?"

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

You have selected no.

"I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone!"

"The dream was over. Coming up, was it really over? Yes it was. Or was it?"

"Carl: Bart was always blowing his spare cash by paying us to kiss each other.
Lenny: Did we ever get that money?"

"Lisa: Grandpa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grandpa: I don't know."

"Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot."

[Glowworm]

Is that from "FreakaZoid!"? And if so, is it from the episode that had this quote?: "Huggies!"

Man, I still haven't watched my season 2 set yet.
Yes. The episode is "A Matter of Love" and actually the word is "Hugbies!"

[nickramer]

"BERT! The martians are here, Bert! What are we going to do, Bert?!"

"Ask them if they like oatmeal."

"Oatmeal?"

"Oatmeal! Yip-yip-yip! Uh-huh, un-huh!"

[cartoonfan4ever]

"Mongo like candy.".... *BOOM!!*

[cbrubaker]

"So never stop wishing, Flapjack, and all your dreams will come true."
"Even the scary ones?"
"Ha ha ha...YES"
:eek:

[The "Chase"]

"Ooh... I should eat a pony!"

"This is the first and last straw! I'm outta here, you amateurs!"

"I'm peeing on a seat. Give me a raise!"

"Look at me, I am a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! GIVE ME A PROMOTION!"

[nickramer]

"Oooh, a Fraggle! Heh heh. Hey, look, ma! I caught a Fraggle!"

[The "Chase"]

"Oooh, a Fraggle! Heh heh. Hey, look, ma! I caught a Fraggle!"

Dance your cars away. Worries for another day! Let the music play. Down in Fraggle Rock. Down in Fraggle Rock.

Down in Fraggle Rock...

[The "Chase"]

"It's not NICE to stare!"

"Now go do your thing Moon Mama!" (:rolleyes:)

"Arr. that's cold, and wet!"

"Leave it to me cuz!"

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Go bleach your root canal!"

"Me, a princess. Wow, this is way past cool!"

"Wow, so you're Peagus? Wow!"

"This guy is tight!"

"He's so fine!"

...

"Have you got a doctor in the balcony lady?"

[Douglas E.]

-"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals" kids wouldn't buy them!"

-"HO!! You dare mock Sir Gawain, Knight of the Round Table? An act most unwise my friend!"

-"Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries."

I'll reward anyone who can identify where these quotes come from.

-Doug

[Glowworm]

"Release me,mutant bag!Have pity!"

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

Jafar, Jafar he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!!

[nickramer]

"And the Compy just peed on the carpet."

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"I could find a better deal in my sleep, if I slept."

"Don't be so vanilla!"

"What am I thinking about now?"
"Tacos."
"YES!"

[nickramer]

"I'm a belle!"

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"Look, there's only one Return and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi."

"Hahahaha. Kittens give Morbo gas."

[Glowworm]

"Heh Heh Heh,Mouse burgers! Time for supper!"

[nickramer]

"Waghhhh!- I was raised by a cup of coffee."

[cartoonfan4ever]

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!
I am Spongebob!!
Destroyer of eviiiiiiiil!!"

[nickramer]

"So okay, Romayho, you think you're so great? Captain of the basketball force? You lay one finger on my daughter, I gut you like sheep."

"It's not so baaaad!"

[looneytooney]

"i'd like some pound-cake!!!"

[cbrubaker]

"Crabs! I've got crabs! I've got crabs! I've got crabs!"

[Douglas E.]

"Mermaids are weird!"

[nickramer]

"Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?"

[cbrubaker]

"Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?"

[nickramer]

"Ah, the world famous Coach Z Sog Dog. Mmmm! Drink in that bun!"

[Glowworm]

"Have a Popover,Froggy!"

[nickramer]

"Come here, Bert."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to put the volume control on you![pop!]"

"What? I am not a radio, Ernie! Now cut that out!

"Okay. And now I think I'll turn the volume a little lower."

"Ernie, now stop that! You know you can't do this to people. I mean, people can talk. Ther're not radios. And I wanna talk. I'll tell you one thing, I've been trying to read over there! I've been trying to read for so long! And I hear the radio going up and down, up and down, up and down! And I don't want that! I want-[Click!]........................................"

[looneytooney]

"Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!"

"WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!"

[The "Chase"]

"Do you think he's going to order A: A Sofa. B: A Expensive Haircut or C: A Patty?"

"I don't know, ask the apples!"

And becuase I can...

"uuuh.... uhhhuuuhh ... AaaaAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHAAAGHAHGHHAHGHA!!!!! OH DEAR JESUS CHRIST, I DID NOT HEAR THAT. I can't even... no. I am unable to articulate how VOMIT-INDUCINGLY TERRIBLE this piece of DEMONIC FILTH is. The words... the delivery... the fact that it's Dragon Ball... This line made me want to take a pillow and go around the neighborhood smothering random old people in their sleep. "WHO'S IN 'DA HOUSE' NOW, GRANDPA?? WHO'S IN IT???""

[Geezil]

“A sodium acetylsalicylate. Listen to it fizz!”

[nickramer]

"Uh-oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner."

[Geezil]

"Don't let that gorilla make a monkey out of you! Surround him!"

[nickramer]

"My life is a joke."

[looneytooney]

"Thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil!"

[nickramer]

"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"Hey, this place smells kind of funny, too!"
"Well, now you know why they call it Aspen!"

"You french fried when you should have pizza'd. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time."

"Staaaaan Darsh! Stan Darsh, Darsh, Daaaarsh!"

[nickramer]

"Thanks for breaking my cow lamp."

[iwerks321]

You know what they say,no use crying over split milk!

[nickramer]

"Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! 'I hope I don't get caught!' "

[Jack]

"The utterance of life is a song, the symphony of nature."

[nickramer]

"Aren't you alittle impulsive?"
"Impulsive? I'm re-pulsive!"

[cartoonfan4ever]

That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street.

[nickramer]

"Brother, am I a mongoose!"

[cbrubaker]

"Chowder, if there's one thing mother's taught me it's to sleep as much as you can. That way you don't have to face the horrible reality of what your life's become."

[cartoonfan4ever]

It's in South America. You know, like America but south.

[nickramer]

"Good dog, man."

[Glowworm]

"Oh,Pussycat, I might get hurt."

[Lee Glover]

"Sorry, I can't stop. My wife's being towed away."

[nickramer]

"Man, Strong Sad, that's a real load right there. A real load! That thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z! Now get up that rope!!!"

[kaseykockroach]

"LLAAAAWWREEENCCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BZZTT! "Oh, Janice! Hear my heart, it's pounding like an anvil!".

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"If you like bacon, you're gonna love it. And if you don't like bacon, then the hell witcha!"

[nickramer]

"Strong Bad is on points!"

[cbrubaker]

"What's the bad part of Memphis called?" "Uh, Memphis."

yeah, I watch "King of the Hill" sometimes. Seeing that we live in Tennessee, that exchange made me laugh.

[nickramer]

"What do you say there, Buckethand?"

[J. B. Warner]

"This is all very well and good, but...I'm still bald."

[Philo & Gunge]

"Hmmm, this meatloaf is rather shallow and pedantic."

[nickramer]

"Ah! My face!!!! My delicious fried face!!! Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage? At least, questionably so?"

[kaseykockroach]

"After I broke into your house and stole your blueprints, they were stolen by another robot that I was, um...Getting to know better. But we're still friends, right?".

[nickramer]

"Where my hat is at?"

[The "Chase"]

"Man, I really thought it'd make complete sense if my non-edible hat would be cooking on a food grill!"

"Uh, no, actually it's the bottom of the second, your team's down by 94 points, and you just illegally ran onto the field!"

[dandu]

"Get Pills Against My Orders! Get Moving Against My Orders!"
"Grow up, J.C."

Mr Manderly from the game "Deus Ex" (2000)

"I Will Not Move Out Of Ze Way!"
"I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime"
-Gunter Hermann (Same game as above)

[cbrubaker]

"Where my hat is at? There my hat is at!"
We really love quoting Homestar Runner, huh? :D

"So let me guess, you tasted the sweet glory that is Lollistop and went on a self-inflicting oral sabotage to get more, and before you know it all your teeth were gone, hmm?"

[Glowworm]

"Run for your lives! There's a lion in the streets!" "Actually it was a three week old kitten."

[J. B. Warner]

"Oh, so in a way, pain is good! Otherwise we could be hurt and not know it and die during Social Studies."

[nickramer]

"The Gary Colman Show: Seriously, is this a real cartoon?"

[cbrubaker]

"Hi, I'm here to blackmail you"

(yeah, I watched the new Chowder yesterday)

[cartoonfan4ever]

The repo man- Repossessing is the hardest part of my job.

[nickramer]

"And so he crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped all over that rock."

"Hey! That only happened once!"

"It was my rock."

[Debbie]

"'Upside-down Flint-Rubble Bubble Cake'? Ohhh, boy!"

[nickramer]

"It tastes so good!"

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

[Douglas E.]

"Hi, I'm here to blackmail you"

(yeah, I watched the new Chowder yesterday)
Send him to fake genie Island!
(Yeah, I watched the season Debut of Flapjack two days ago.)

[R.J. Smith]

"I was mending Santa's underwear"
"SANTA HAS UNDERWEAR!?!"
"Washing his spare hat"
"SANTA HAS A SPARE HAT!?!"
"Waxing his sleigh"
"SANTA HAS A SLEIGH"
"Treating Donner's irritable bowels"
...
"He probably need more fiber in his diet."

(Billy and Mandy Save Christmas)

[nickramer]

"Okay, until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you.... I mean answer them."

[The "Chase"]

"Oh, a Laserdisc.
The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc.
Everything is better on Laserdisc.
Whatever happened to the Laserdisc?
Laserdisc!"

[cbrubaker]

"Trees are tall, and if you fall from tall, you go quiet forever."

[nickramer]

"Hi Strong Bad, If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him? From Vinnie C."

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

"...Ridin' Sunset Blvd. with a bottle of Beck's!"

(Sorry, but I just had about six of these and am feeling a bit tipsy at the moment, but hey, sleepy time is coming soon!)

[nickramer]

"Okay, so you can easily infer from this that beacuse he has such a stupid head , that easily his butt is going to be at least as stupid, if not stupider."

[flyingfrog76]

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

[Lee Glover]

"Mr. Dalliard, I've gone peculiar now!"

[cbrubaker]

"Flapjack realizes that nobody respects K'Nuckles!"

"Good news, sir. You have the plague."
"Why is that good news?"
"Because then I can conduct medical experiments. Also you could use a haircut"

[looneytooney]

"How did you get stuck in the VCR?"

"I just wanted my own TV show!"

[PudgieDParrot]

"I don't feel right yet if I'm going to kill the rabbit, am I?"

[nickramer]

"Oh, my hit points are, like, inexusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some elixar or something."

[J. B. Warner]

Quotes from some of my favorite shows that I've been watching lately!

"Someone's got to get on the other side of the boat or we're in trouble!"

"Why go to a fine restaurant when you could just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite when you could just pop a pill?"

"That'd be so cool if it wasn't gonna hurt us..."

[nickramer]

"If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself....me!"

[The "Chase"]

"In a large, eastern city, a demon is on the loose. The people are terrified, the police baffled. With diabolical cleverness, the monster strikes without warning... and draws mustaches on all the ads. No one knows who this fiend is. It could be you! It could be me!"

"But it happens to be me!"

"We've all got a mission in life; we get into different ruts.
Some are the cogs on the wheels; others are just plain nuts. (I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me!)
Science is some folks' calling; others pilot a ship.
My mission in life, stated simply, is: a mustache on every lip!"

[nickramer]

"Look Anthony, as much as I like insulting my stupid kid brother, I'm not your freaking message service, alright? Next time, you email him yourself."

[The "Chase"]

"P-E-T-R-O-L. Huh, that's a funny way to spell water."

"George is my friend!"

[nickramer]

"Look, man. Unless Brian is short for Brianietta or Brian-Sue or something like that, it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay?

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams,
Strong Bad."

[laugh4me]

"The original Eve was lucky – Adam had no relatives."

[nickramer]

"Look, fhqwgadshg.... can I just call you fhqwhgad? Look, fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say, but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name."

[kaseykockroach]

"Do you really think that one coil is going to.....I hate you".

[kaseykockroach]

"You put the 'wit' in 'twit', sir".

[LooneyFan]

"Kermit?"
"What is it Gonzo?"
"I have a GREAT new act for ya!"
"Er, not right now Gonzo, Im in the middle of auditions."
"Well, I'll audition!"
"Ive seen your acts, Gonzo. You see I don't see anymore of them...Ill talk to you later, ok? Alright...? Alright? Alright? Scooter! Who's next, Scooter?"
"Kermit, please lemme talk to you about the act..."
"No. Scooter!"
"Im gonna tell you anyway."
"I won't listen."
"Dancing Cheese."
"Dancing Cheese?"
"You were listening!"
"Will somebody find Scooter?!"
"Aw, Kermit...she's a GREAT dancer..."
"She? I-It's a female cheese...?"
"Of COURSE it's a FEMALE cheese!! You don't excpect me to dance with a MALE, do ya?!
"Er, no...I, uh..."
"That'll look weird!"
"Er, uh yes...I'm sure that'll look weird, Gonzo...okay, so you say you dance with her?"
"Youre getting interested, aren't cha?"
"No, Im just killing time until Scooter gets here."
"Oh. Well, she's featured in a flaminko and I just click my heels a little and she does all the fancy steps."
"...the cheese does all the fancy steps. Uh Gonzo, I don't think I wanna hear any more about it."
"But Scooter's not here yet!"
"I don't care. Oh, here he comes now...Scooter!"
"Just remember it!"
"Ah, uh yeah...sure..."
"Yes, chief?"
"Who do we got next, Scooter?"
"Oh, um...Gonzales and Yolanda..."

[nickramer]

"Hi Strong Bad. This is Trevor from Hapden, Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and"

[laugh4me]

"Every city has two districts --- Uptown, where the people are cursed with money -- and Downtown, where they are cursed without it."

[nickramer]

"Ahh, my kingdom continues to flourish. Uh, carry on, everyone."

[kaseykockroach]

"That moron could never hope to match wits with the likes of me!".
"If anyone could beat a moron at his own game, it's you, sir".

[nickramer]

"Well, it looks like Homestar is about to make a little contribution to the Lots of Awasome Stuff for Strong Bad Fund."

[The "Chase"]

"Igerman, Igerman,
Does whatever an Iger can;
Makes a bid, any size,
Scoops 'em up, just like flies;
Look out - here comes the Igerman!"

[nickramer]

"Hey! My name is Strong Bad, great looking girl! I he be your boyfriend."

[laugh4me]

Mike Costigan and "Spade" Allen weren't exactly thieves - but they had a
habit of finding horses that nobody had lost.

[nickramer]

"Whoa! Man, these graphics are state-of-the-art...graphics!"

[laugh4me]

Tina had been kissed but twice in her life - once on her cheek and once on her Sunday School picnic.

[nickramer]

"Develop your own style, TJ. Reach down inside yourself and pull out something... y'know, not like ...organs. You know what I mean."

[laugh4me]

"Why do I always get the part of a chicken that goes over the fence last?"

[nickramer]

"Okay, so tune in next week, where my guests will be Lemmy from Motorhead and the guys from Krokus!"

[Glowworm]

Nightime...Daytime! Nightime...Daytime!

[kaseykockroach]

"If there's any trouble, make a sound like a dying giraffe".

[nickramer]

"So unless you're studying a book called "This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly 3rd Base", I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man! And also send me a copy of that book. Because it sounds pretty good."

[The "Chase"]

"Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Daybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Daybor Day!?

[R.J. Smith]

"The Textbook History of Textbooks?"

[nickramer]

"Thank you, Coach Z, for not patting my butt."

[laugh4me]

"Shoot him - and the audience will think it's part of the show!"

[nickramer]

"They said my legs were made out of tape?! WHAT?? I mean, do I look like some type of tape-leg? I can guarantee you, man, I am not a tape-leg."

[Mr. Semaj]

"We will tour the world:

Paris!

London!

Monte Carlo!

CON-STAN-TINO-POLY!"

[nickramer]

"Ahh! I feel so cleansed. So fresh and so clean, clean."

[LooneyFan]

I just so happened to have this qoute on hand, so...

"I like snapshots. I always like to think everybody standing there in them. You know, frozen like. And then, the next minute, after their picture has been snapped, therye all off and moving again! I like to think about who they are, and where therye going...right after the picture has been snapped."

[tristar]

"I've decided to stop eating food that starts with the letter 'F'. For instance, I've stopped eating chicken."

[nickramer]

"I can't remember exactly what I was looking at there. Er... I think it was like a bird, or maybe a cloud that looked like a bird. You know, like a bird cloud."

[The "Chase"]

"A stove is a stove/no matter where you go.
A patty, is a patty/That's what I said!
A grill is a grill/This is surley soooo/
And fried should be fried/ either waaaaaayyyy.
But this grill is not my home.
This is not the stove I knooooowww.
I'll trade it all away/If you came back to stay.
This kitchen's not the same without youuuuuuuu.
It's just a greasy (It's just a greasy) spooooooon.
Without youuuuuuu."

[nickramer]

"Uh, gee, Mark, if you're really from England, shouldn't you have an unnecessary vowel at the end of your name?"

[laugh4me]

"You wouldn't have beat me Hank Armstrong, if I hadn't dropped something vital."

[nickramer]

"So, there's your answer. If a little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it."

[kaseykockroach]

"YOU CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! I've been run over by a car, been made to drag around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your Gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still beat the 12:00 deadline! So if you don't change that total back to $1.50, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!".

[nickramer]

"Okay, so until next week, send me your email. I will more than likely flip you off."

[kaseykockroach]

"get back on the buuuuuuuuus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[The "Chase"]

"The time has come!"

"I have an excellent idea! Let's change the conversation."

[mojokingbee1]

"Hey, I saved your life!"
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"

[nickramer]

"Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants."

[mojokingbee1]

"I say follow your dreams. even if they are about a giant spider with your father's head and he keeps stealing your penis."

[nickramer]

"Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is you... probably."

[kaseykockroach]

"This hospital isn't very good..There's a lot of sick people here!".

[nickramer]

"Okay you guys, so until next week, it's not required that you sign your email, 'Crapfully yours,', or, 'With a bunch of crap,' or, 'Crap in the times,' or, 'Crap is so great,' 'Everything is crap,' 'My middle name is Crapperson.' You know you could just put, 'Sincerely'... or, 'Your truly,' is another good one. Come on, guys. I'll still read them."

[kaseykockroach]

"I'll get that giant gator, if it's the last thing YOU do!".

[nickramer]

"Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike."

"I'm not a lady."

"Oh! Whatever."

[HassanChop!]

DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces

Aww nice job Carl, i lost my train of thought

DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces

[nickramer]

"I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please."

[kaseykockroach]

"Turn the page, wash your hands...Turn the page, wash your hands...Turn the page, then you gotta wash your hands again".

[nickramer]

"Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, your breaking one: Don't type in all caps."

[Glowworm]

"Hi,I'm a bunny!"

[nickramer]

"Look Out Ladies Production presents: Pablo Phoenix, this Friday at the civic center."

[Brandon Panther]

"Knew him? He was delicious!"

[nickramer]

"I hope some that money's for buying me a new poster. You don't seem too broken up about that."

[J. B. Warner]

"He told me to get in the freezer 'cause there was a carnival in there. Wasn't no carnival! It was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn, I got mushed up against the chicken..."

[kaseykockroach]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun".

[nickramer]

"Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter."

[kaseykockroach]

"You are ordered to leave the bronx!"

[nickramer]

"And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHT!"

[dandu]

"If you are telling a funny joke you read in a Reader's Digest magazine STOP TALKING!"

[nickramer]

"So, did you catch last night's episode of Popular Reality Show? Yeah? No? You missed a good one, man, you missed a good one! They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean it was... you shoulda watched it. You definitely shoulda watched it. Should-a watched it. I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, I'm going to be talkin' about this one for a while... Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... Cool..."

[dandu]

"My favorite part of the snow is handyman's coronary!"

[nickramer]

"I'm sad that he's flying."

[Lee Glover]

"I'm so sorry we couldn't help you, sir. We do try to accommodate our customers, but not being a hotel we find it almost impossible!"

[cartoonfan4ever]

"Notice: We have not succeeded in solving all your problems. The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions. In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things."

[nickramer]

"The One-itude is directly proportional to the Cold-itude of the ONE."

[dandu]

"The 1946 Hudson Sedan, now with more HAT-room!"

[nickramer]

"Hey, you guys! Just dropping a line here at 'The Great Mound.' I got two words for ya: false advertising. There's nothing great about this mound, okay?"

[dandu]

"Marge, does the oven have a COLD setting?"

[nickramer]

"My chocolates! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

[Glowworm]

"You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?"

[nickramer]

"I think those things would sell like hotcakes, man. Ooh! Especially if they smelled like hotcakes!"

[dandu]

"And now for the deliberate mistake of the day...The Binzo Dig Doody Bin!"

[nickramer]

"Okay, Viklas, I hope that answers your questions, I think we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a big F on it."

[dandu]

You have discovered the secret message! Send your answer to The Funny Farm...Roger! Carolyn's on the phone!"

[nickramer]

"Come on and get in the boat, fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish! Get in the boat!"

[dandu]

"If you can fly a Sopwith Camel, you can fly anything!"

[nickramer]

"The system is down! The system is down! The system is down! The system is down!"

[Glowworm]

"Freeze or I'll chop your head off!"

[dandu]

"mmmm organized crime..."

[nickramer]

"Some type of TV show."

[dandu]

"I was waiting for a streetcar."

[R.J. Smith]

"Rosebud Frozen Peas. Filled with country goodness and green pea-ness."

[nickramer]

"The Cheat! Meet me at the Strong Bad Cave!"

"Meh?"

"Erm, well... meet me in the closet, and uh... we'll put on some costumes."

[cartoonfan4ever]

"If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things."

[nickramer]

"Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!"

[Glowworm]

"I'm on da building!"

[nickramer]

"Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-AN-EMAIL!"

[dandu]

"I was pissing by your door."

[nickramer]

"Hey, Stinkoman."

"Um... Did you just call me Stinkoman?"

"Yes, sir, I did"

"Geez. You don't happen to have a gun on your side of the island, do ya?"

[dandu]

"Using a bigger worm will get y'all a bigger fish. Sure do."

[nickramer]

"Whoa, hey there, Cheerleader. You looking so good. You want to go take a ride with me up to Checker's... or Rally's... or uh, Sonic Burger? Whatever you guys got here."

[Glowworm]

"You ate the sandbox? How'd it taste,Bert?"

[nickramer]

"Thank you, Interrupter Jones."

[Lee Glover]

"The world is your lobster, my son!"

[nickramer]

"Douglas!"

[Mr. Semaj]

"You can't just tell people how you feel; that makes me very angry!"

[nickramer]

"Uhh, let's see...Strong Bad with the ladies- Current Status: They all still want me. Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies."

[dandu]

Scuse me while I kiss the sky!

[nickramer]

"Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!"

[dandu]

We'll Smoke Em Out!

[nickramer]

"Trogdor strikes again!"

[cartoonfan4ever]

"Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliche'."

[nickramer]

"There once was a man name Email, and he did his best for a while."

[Lee Glover]

"I didn't get where I am today selling ice creams tasting of bookends, pumice stone, and West Germany."

[nickramer]

" 'Hey, Strong Bad! i love The Cheat! can you ask him for me if he is taken? because i like him WAY better than-' Augh, seen enough of that one."

[Glowworm]

"You killed our dog parents!"

[nickramer]

"Let's do this like Brutus."

[dandu]

"I remember it so you don't have to!"

[nickramer]

"DaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"

[dandu]

"MMM forbidden doughnut!"

[nickramer]

"I'm a shrimp! Doingta-doingita-doingy! Don't eat me, somebody, oh no, I'm a shrimp..."

[dandu]

"Good morning! I am Wilford Brimley and I want to talk to you about eating ice cream."

[nickramer]

"Now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours."

[Glowworm]

"You're right. Aspirins don't tick."

[nickramer]

"Oops! Lookit that! I just dropped a CD of five thousand email addresses!"

"Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!"

[Glowworm]

"Say um, is it me or does this tea smell a little um poisony?"

[nickramer]

"Fluffy Puff Marshmellows! 'The first one to eat a million, wins.'"

[Brandon Panther]

"Just when you thought you'd seen it all.... we bring you a shrimp on a treadmill!"