Caption This! 11/27/04

[Thad]

First, the rules:

1. There will be one picture once a week. Only I, Jon, Matthew, Jack, Pietro, and Dan can post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like - BUT, please do not post any of these threads yourselves. We want to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. No "copycats" allowed.

3. No requests for the moment. We have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

http://funnies.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/tweetycaptionchristmas.jpg


-Thad

[UncleJunior]

Tweety: I taw I taw a bad merchandise campaign.

[AngryBeavers]

Sylvester mails Tweety to the Island of Misfit Toys.

[Cartman]

Tweety falls into the hands of the sweet-looking, but extremely evil sister of Chuckie.

[cbrubaker]

After the shooting of "Hawaiian Aye-Aye", he decided to go into the features. Unfortunatly, he was paired with an evil child actor.

[Daffysleftfoot]

Tweety: And den I set da putty tat's mouf on fire, put on a fireman's hewmet, and fiwwed his mouf wif gasowine.

Girl: AW! Psychotic animals are sooooo cuuuute.

[Der Captain]

Tweety had only time enough to say "I Tawt I Taw -" before his head was bitten off by a satanic hummel figurine.

[Nick]

A remake of "A Kiddie's Kitty", but with Tweety instead of Sylvester...

[Duck Dodgers]

i taught i taw a chucky's sister...

[Daffysleftfoot]

From the pages of the National Inquirer:

3 YEAR OLD GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO 7 POUND CANARY

On November 20 a young girl named Abigail Twitch gave birth to a canary bird at the Jimmy Carter Memorial Hospital in Stinkbug, Wyoming. She is only 3 years of age. Doctors report that the mother is doing fine but the newborn constantly claims to be seeing "putty tats".
Abigail's mother, Minerva Twitch was asked how it was possible that her toddler could have gotten pregnant, she said "I don't know! I don't have any freak genes in my system. Maybe my no-good husband does. I HOPE HIS SECRATARY CONTRACTS LEPRACY ON THAT TROPICAL ISLAND AND GIVES IT TO HIM!!!!!!!!! This interview's over. And you'd BETTER not print my name in that "rag" of yours!"
The little girl was asked who the father of this bird could be but all she told anyone was "the walls look purple and happy". Clearly she was still feeling the effects of the drugs. However, the doctors performed a DNA test on the newborn and came up with curious results. One doctor found that the biological father has to have been a cartoon bird. So, such Hollywood toons that will be tested tomorrow will be Donald Duck, Tweety, Daffy Duck, Yacky Doodle, Foghorn Leghorn, Duckman, and the Tookie Tookie bird from the George of the Jungle series. The results will be published in next week's issue.

- Bill Factcheck

[GeniusIntheLamp]

Sylvester finally got his revenge. He talked that strange little neighbor girl into buying Tweety Pie. And every night before bed, the little girl tickles Tweety's foot until it drives him to the brink of insanity. :tweety:

[Emmanuel Cruz]

After the shooting of "Hawaiian Aye-Aye", he decided to go into the features. Unfortunatly, he was paired with an evil child actor.
Tweety:tweety:: "I tot I taw a wittle girl!"
Girl: CRAM IT, BOID!!!

-Emmanuel:bosko:

[Cartman]

Tweety meets Angelica Pickles.

[Daffysleftfoot]

http://funnies.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/tweetycaptionchristmas.jpg


Tweety and one of the Olson Twins died suddenly today after complications when both reportedly "ate like birds". (Of course Mary Kate died from malnutrition and Tweety was poisoned by Granny in a robot-like state. Sylvester was seen nearby with a remote control device).

Upon their families' request, the deceased were both taxidermied and displayed at the Museum of Diva-type Celebrities.