GAC Valentine's Party 2009

[Douglas E.]

:daffy:: Oh boy! Can't wait!

*Ding-Dong*

:daffy:: Hello Bugs! Hows it going?

:bugs2:: Pretty good Daff. Say, why are you having a "Valentine's Day" party so early? It's still over a Month till the actual Holiday!

:daffy:: Um, because Doug, Chase, and Der Captain need a place to dump their leftover party ideas, and Thanksgiving is 11 months away!

:bugs2:: O.K. Well lets hope that "he" doesn't show up!

:daffy:: Don't worry Bugs I hired a Bodyguard! Clark Kent! Why are you here?

Clark: To make money?

:daffy:: NO! The reason I hired you.

Clark: Oh. To keep Buddy "out."

:bugs2:: Poor guy, he's gained weight, AND got into a brawl with Bluto! say Daffy what happened to him?

:daffy:: Well Clark/Super-Man here is making no money because his recent movies/video games have bombed, and now he is being overshadowed by Bat-Man!

Clark uses his heat vision on Daffy!

Clark: Whoops! Sorry boss! I can't STAND BAT- MAN! HE GETS ALL THE GOOD MOVIES/NEW TV SHOWS!

:daffy:: I heard ya the twentieth time! Yeesh! I need to put on my spare pair of feathers! Say Bugs can you answer the door for me?

:bugs2:: Sure thing.

[The "Chase"]

(DING-DONG)

Melissa: Hey Bugs.

:bugs2:: Oh, hey Melissa. Say, if you're looking for Daffy, he should be coming right about...

:daffy:: Alright, who's our first guest?

Melissa: Daffy! I have finally arrived!

:daffy:: Ah, Melissa! How's it been?

Melissa: Well, not well. Ever since my cartoons was done, well...

:daffy:: Well, what?

Melissa: I MARRIED ANOTHER DUCK!

:daffy:: And who's the duck, may I ask?

Wentworth: You sure you want to know, the duck formaly known as my father?

:daffy:: :eek:. O boy, um, why don't you two come in and get, ahem, cozy, and enjoy the party. BUGS, WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED?

:bugs2:: Well, the slip said "all couples welcomed". Besides, you think this is more creepier than loving human beings?

:daffy:: Grrr, you got me there. Hm, you know, I did have more girlfriends throughout my career (outside of the studio), so we'll see what happens!

(And sure enough, the doorbell rings again)

:daffy:: I'll get this one.

Minako: HI, DAFFY-CHAN!

:daffy:: Oh boy. Bugs old pal, take care of the party for a couple of hours, I got to discuss this with Mina, outside (little does he know that I've planned a date with her for months, and besides, I've always wanted a Japanesse character to see an American world!).

:bugs2:: Let's hope it's far away from (name and address withheld). (and let's hope no cousins are involved in this).

(Alright, for future writers, let me take care of Daffy's plot. Youse guys take care of other "subplot". Also, please don't let Daffy suddenly being involved. I want to delvop Daffy's plot.)

[Douglas E.]

:bugs2:: Hmmm, can't wait for the next few guests!

*Ding-Dong*

:twoshoes:shows up with :sailor:?

:bugs2:: Awkward! Popeye, what happened to you and Olive?

:sailor:: To Fickle for me tastes.

:bugs2:: Makes sense. Say Mammy, why haven't you shown up at the last few parties?

:twoshoes:: 'Cause I was embarrassed that I don't have no Head! But Popeye is OK wit' dat! Besides I like men in uniforms!

:bugs2:: That also makes sense.

*Ding-Dong*

:bugs2:: I wonder whose next.

:minnie: shows up with :sniff:?

:bugs2:: That makes sense too.

Next guests that show up are :marvin: and :audrey:?

:bugs2:: OK, That makes NO sense! These pairings are crazy doc!

[The "Chase"]

(The following is in Englesse)

(Somewhere in a unclosed place...)

:daffy:: Well Mina, a promise is a promise. You think you're ready for this?

Minako: You bet! I've prepared this moment for a while (wink wink)!

:daffy:: Alright then. Okay, one rule of us Americans is that as my good friend Sylvester once "said", "Everything is possible in a cartoon!" So then, take this unsaid buliding for an example. Rather than going inside and go up and up, you can simply walk OUTSIDE! Observe!

(Daffy walked up and building)

:daffy:: And thanks to our "rules", we can actually stop, like so. Now, give it a try!

(So, she did)

:daffy:: Hey you learn quick!

Minako: Hey, it helps that this is a fan-fic!

:daffy:: Oh, you're REALLY good! No wonder we dated! Alright, I guess I might as well come clean in a situation. Aino Minako, will you married me?

Minako: Heh, nice try Daffy-chan, I know what's going on! Beisdes, you do have a point, dating a duck is kind of creepy.

:daffy:: (Wow, she's good) Yeah, and look at the bright side! I heard the guy from episode 100 is having a rocky relationship right now!

Minako: Eh, you might never know! Anywho, thanks for the unclosed time Daffy-san, I had a REAL fun time with ya!

:daffy:: Hey, same to you...

Someone: Hold it right there!

:daffy:: Well folks, you all know where this is going! Or, to you guys, here we go again!

TO BE CONTINUED...

(Once again, I'll continue this one day. Please, can no one take over this part for me, please?)

[Douglas E.]

:bugs2:: These parings are just plain WEIRD!

:bosko: shows up with :sowhite:?

:bugs2:: Say Bosko what happened to Honey?

:bosko:: She Dumped Me For :ysam:!

:bugs2:: What she could see in that arrogant hot head is beyond me!

:red: shows up with :befuddled!?!

:bugs2:: Red, what do you see in him?!?

:red:: He's so cute! Cute as a baby!

:bugs2:: OF COURSE HE'S LIKE A BABY! HE'S BALD LIKE A BABY, HIS GRAMMAR SUCKS LIKE A BABY, AND HE'S STUPID! LIKE A BABY!

:befuddled: You hurt my feelings wabbit!

Elmer starts bawling like a ... you know, and Red punches Bugs!

:red:: Jerk!

:bugs2:: Sorry about that tone of voice, but I was telling the truth, but apparently...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

:andy:: Wow, famous movie quotes, why do I get the feeling that it will become the "Novelty Theme" of this party?

:bosko:: I'll be back!
:marvin:: Use the force!
:sniff:: THIS IS SPARTA!
:ham:: Frankly my d-d-dear, I don't give a d-d-da-d- hoot!

:andy:: Oh dear, I was right! I just hope memes-

:twoshoes:: It's over 9000!
:red:: Do you liek mudkipz?
:minnie:: All your base are belong to us!
:sowhite:: I'm so hungry, I could eat an ocktorock!

:andy:: Never Mind! Der Captain gets rid of all gimmicks anyway!

[The "Chase"]

Minako: Okay Sailor Moon, what gives? Daffy-chan hasn't done anything wrong.

Sailor Moon: I'm aware of that. But once I found out how the relationship will go, I couldn't stand it! So, in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

The other (Inser number here) Soldiers: Along with us!

:daffy:: Well, at least they kept it short (and becoming ridiculously OOT today)...

Sailor Moon: OOOHH, I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT! Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!

(That just blew off Daffy's feathers)

:daffy:: Say, should I mention THAT I'M NOT A PHAGE! (bring in pencil and draws new feathers) Yet, I bet you don't believe me!

Sailor Mars: HELLO, A DUCK AND A HUMAN! THAT's NOT RIGHT! Mars Flame Sniper!

(Daffy just grab the arrow and ate it)

:daffy:: Toasty! Alright, this is just getting silly now! (grabs the Daffy dolls from "Along Came Daffy" from Hammerspace) Attack my Ducks!

Minako: Well, you think that'll hold them?

:daffy:: Well, knowing the history of the show, this will take them a while (or not, depending on the episode you're talking about). Well, I better head back to the party. Try to keep in touch!

Minako: You bet! (grabs rope from hammerspace and tie herself) HELP ME GUYS!!!!

:daffy:: Heh, full of laughs. Now to fool them just in case... (puts on bunny mask from "The Abominable Snow Rabbit" and becomes Bugs) Eh, what am I doing here doc?

(ZOOM)

:daffy:: Well, I'm back Bugs. What I missed?

:bugs2:: Eh, nothing much. They were all saying stupid quotes and I somehow quiet them all up (I think you guys know what happen). Also, better pull that mask off!

:daffy:: Good idea! (takes off mask) Alright, so, now what?

:bugs2:: Well, let's see, Clark is still here, so knowing us, and since we need to do something crazy that's not related to the holiday, something should happen right, about...

Batman: Yeah, um, can anyone tell me where Warner Bros. is again? I saw Daffy with a Bugs mask, and I tried to catch up with him, and...

Clark: BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

:daffy:: You had to open your mouth, did ya?

TO BE CONTINUED...

:daffy:: And Bugs, what about the strange parings going on?

:bugs2:: Well, let's take care of THAT problem later. We got bigger fish to fry right now...

[dandu]

Batman and Superman duel it out while campy mid-1960s music plays.

Average Jones: Hello everyone!

:bugs2: Where did you come from?

Average Jones: Out of graphite and oils, where do you think? By the way, has Buddy appeared yet?

[The "Chase"]

:bosko:: Okay, you know what? Every year this guy shows up, I don't know who the [insert cuss word] this guy is! And you know what? I don't like him. And he doesn't care about us. BUT MOST OF ALL, HE SAID THE DREADED B WORD! SORRY MAC, BUT YOU'RE GOING!

Jones: Yeah, you and what army?

(Suddlenly, ever single 1930-1935 character from Warner Bros that was in black and white shows up.)

:bosko:: THIS ARMY! SEIZE HIM!!!!

(And so, Jones, along with Bosko and the gang are hereby not involved in this fanfic anymore. They rather beat the snot out of some fake cartoon than spent a depressing holiday!)

:daffy:: And that's why we don't invite black and white characters...

:bugs2:: Yet, he does has a point. Where's Buddy?

Cookie: WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

:daffy:: Oh boy...

TO BE CONTINUED...

BANG!
WHAM!
PWNED!

Superman: Gruesome, isn't it? (insert canned laughter here)

[Douglas E.]

Meanwhile Outside a car drops off someone familiar...

:buddy:: Thanks for driving me here dawg!

Arctic Wolf: I'M I FRICKIN' WOLF MAN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT?!? Anyway, now that your here at this party, NEVER COME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE AGAIN YOU MONOCHROMATIC DRUNKEN LOSER!

Buddy tries to enter..

:buddy:: Yo my Home-E's! The Budd-Miceter has arrived G!

Clark: OK, Mr. Bruce "I Get A Movie That Every Critic Loves" Wayne, I have to do my job!

:buddy:: Why won't you let me in Chubby Dawg?

Clark: chubby? OH THATS IT!

Clark punches Buddy into next week!

Clark: Now, back to the fight!


Doug: Say chase, you know what I found funny about that Bosko, and Average Jones bit?

Chase: What?

Doug: In my original idea for the first post, Clark was going to keep dandu and Average Jones away in addition to Buddy, but I decided that banning dandu from the thread was too harsh, and one needs all of his focus to get rid of Buddy.

Chase: Great minds think alike huh?

-Doug

P.S.: :sylvester: I am your father!

:shame:: I know that!

:andy:: I hate random movie quotes!

Doug: Me too Andy, me too.

[dandu]

Average Jones: (all beat up) What a fight! Boy, Superman and Batman are taking a long time to finish fighting!

:befuddled Where's my girlfwiend, wed?
:bugs2: Oh she's busy playing with the wolf.
:befuddled Now who am I going to be with? I'm aww awone.
:bugs2: Well, someone who will tolerate you dropping your R's. Red obviously hates people who can't speak properly.

[Douglas E.]

:daffy:: OK Mr. Jones, nothing against you personally, but nobody knows who the heck you are! Please leave our party.

Jones: And if I say no? (No.)

:daffy:: Clark!

Clark: Pardon me Mr. Dark Knight I have a job.

Clark punches Average Jones into next week!

:daffy:: And don't come back!

-Doug

[The "Chase"]

Clark: Now where we? Oh yes!

Batman: Wait a minute Clark. Before we turn on the corny 1960's music, why are we fighting again?

Clark: BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE MY PICTURES ANYMORE!

Batman: Well, who shall we put the blame on? Me, or the reason Superman Return bombed?

Clark: Say, you're right! You know, thinking about it, I know exactly what to do! Say Batman, you mind taking over my job for a few days?

Batman: Well, Chris doesn't need me yet, so go ahead!

Clark (now as Superman): Thanks!

(and so, off Superman went to beat the everlasting crap out of Brain Stinger!)

:daffy:: Wow, that ended pretty quickly!

Batman: Well, we do need to bring back the focus back to whatever this party is celebrating this time! Anywho, I just remembered WB doesn't need me yet, so, while I'm here, what are we celebrating?

:bugs2:: Valentine's day!

Batman: ... Is Adam West in the house? (insert canned laughter here)

[Der Captain]

Meanwhile in the home of Fauntleroy F. Fox, a visitor arrives.

:crow: : Hiya Foxie. Are you going to the Valentine's Day party?

:fox: : Oh, hello Crow. How do you like my Xmas tree?

:crow: : Ya still got your tree up?

:fox: : Well, it's early January and what's a few thousand pine needles. I'll probably take it down next - Wait a minute! Did you say "Valentine's Day party"?

:crow: : Yeah, Bugs Bunny is throwing another one. We're invited. Wanna go?

:fox: : Seriously! We're not halfway through Month 1 in 2009 and Bugs is throwing a Valentine's Day party????!!!!!!! What's with this guy and all his parties?!

:crow: : It is kinda odd. I got an invite for his Groundhog's Day bash last week.

:fox: : Okay, think of it. Bugs hasn't made a decent cartoon in ages. Even the indecent ones are few and far between. And yet he's constantly in the spotlight and he keeps having parties that get longer all the time!

:crow: : My God! He's turned into Paris Hilton!

:fox: : Yes! We need to stage an intervention!

:crow: : Yeah. Let's go help him.

:fox: : By the way, did you get anything good for Christmas?

:crow: : Oh yeah. I got the "Average Jones - Season One" DVD collection, complete with behind the scenes footage, out-takes, animator profiles, pencil tests, and commentaries.

:fox: : How are the commentaries?

:crow: : Not bad. It's Jerry Beck, Michael Barrier, and Greg Ford taking turns saying "What the hell is this?"

[The "Chase"]

:speedy:: Oh my goodness, I must warn that Bunny fellow before it is too late, just for it! [insert those Mexican fast words here].

2 seconds later...

:speedy:: Bugs Bunny, that fox and crow are plannng to do something with you, OF COURSE!

:bugs2:: And let me guess, they're trying to kill me because they're sick of my popularity, and they aren't aware that Daffy came up with the idea to start the party early?

:speedy:: How you know all of these?

:bugs2:: Every year, someone want to kill me, and everyone thinks every party was my idea. Well, I know how to fix this.

Batman: And it involves me, right?

:bugs2:: Nah, that's too easy. Daffy, take over the party for a couple of hours. I have a feeling this mind screw is going to take a while.

:daffy:: Sure thing...

:bugs2:: And for the love of carrots, don't go overboard like you guys did back at Thanksgiving!

:daffy:: Fine, we'll try.

(SLAM!)

:daffy:: Alright guys, now what?

:woody:: Well, I'm having one of those dreams again, so how about we find same sex couples and either make fun of them or do something screwy with them!

:daffy:: Sounds fun to me!

(So, everyone decided to leave the house again. Some weren't going to make fun of those couples, but we'll let you decide on what some of them are doing. The only one still there, however, was Slowpoke.)

:slow:: I'm....................... Not.................. Going............. To............. Bother.

[Der Captain]

Bugs repairs to Daffy's den and mumbles to himself for awhile. Daffy enters.

:bugs2: : Daffy, I thought I told you to look after the party whilst I think of a clever scheme to thwart the Fox and Crow who are out to get me.

:daffy: : Oh, Bugs, stop it! They're not out to get you. They're your friends, for crying out loud!

:bugs2: : (looking bitter) These insane parties are always your idea, you know!

:daffy: : Not always. They're usually held at your pad. So just because I decide to hold a Valentine's bash in January in my place this time you have to go all - (Fox and Crow enter)

:fox: : Bugs, Daffy. We're here because we care about you.

:crow: : Yeah, geez! You know what happens to celebs who party all the time. Does "Betty Ford Clinic" mean anything to you?

:daffy: : It's not a bad place to spend a summer vacation. You get your favorite stars' autographs and it's pretty peaceful if you don't get a room next to Nick Nolte.

:fox: : Umm...

:daffy: : It's easy to get in. All you need is a bottle of Jack Daniels, a disposable car and a fan base.

:bugs2: : Stop it already! There's nothing wrong with month-long parties!

:daffy: : Ditto, man! (crazy look in his eye) We're gonna have more of 'em, you hear? Life is a party! We're gonna combine 'em all into one big bash!

:bugs2: : Yeah! We're gonna have a NewYear-MartinLuther-Groundhog-Valentine-President-ArborDay-Patricks-Easter-Mothers-Memorial-Flag-Fathers-Independence-RoshHasanah-YomKipper-Columbus-Halloween-Veterans-Thanksgiving-Chanukah-Christmas party -

:bugs2: :daffy:: - THAT NEVER EVER ENDS! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

:fox: : I think the stress has finally gotten to them, Crow!

:bugs2: : It's gonna be party all the time just like the sixties! Remember the sixties?

:daffy: : The only things I remember from the sixties were Cool Cat, Merlin the Magic Mouse, and "See you later Gladiator"!

:coolcat: : Wow! Now that's a real bad trip!

:crow: : Well, you know what they say - If you remember cartoons from the sixties, you weren't there.

[The "Chase"]

Chase: Wait a minute, the hell is this crap?

Doug: I don't know, but it looks like Der Captain gone of the deep end again!

Chase: Oh boy, in that case, Doug, go get Captain and calm him down!

Doug: But what about the story?

Chase: I'll think of something! Hm, let's see now.....

(Ten minutes of thinking later)

Chase: GOT IT!

(So, Chase decided to enter the story!)

:bugs2:: What the, who are you?

Chase: One of the writers of this story! Sorry man, but you and Daffy has gone off the deep end. Calm down or else... or else.

:daffy:: Or else what, fat boy?

Chase: OKAY, THAT'S IT!

(So, Chase grab objects from hammerspace and know the characters down with objects like a basball bat)

Chase: Alright, time to...

WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY FOR THIS MESSAGE!

Newsman: This is a Muppet News Flash! It has been reported that if you interrupt fanfics, some kind of 60 year old man will beat the ever lasting snot out of you! Wait a minute, a 60 year old man, that's crazy talk...

A 60 year old man: YOU DER WHIPPERSNAPPER! I WAS READIN THAT! TAKE THIS YOU COMMIE! TAKE THIS YOU TERROSIT! TAKE THAT...

AND NOW BACK TO OUR STORY...

:bugs2:: Boy, I'm glad we got along and got rid of the pressure, have we?

:crow:: Yeah, got along just fine, just fine... :)

:coolcat:: OH, FOR GOSH SAKE! EVERYONE, CHASE... (BANG!)

Chase: (with a gun) And who says a teenager have no sense of direction? Now, with that solved, we'll be right back...

TO BE CONTINUED!

Haze (his angel): Wait Chase, see the goodness...

Chase: You wanna be next?

Haze: I'll be good...

Batman: (don't worry folks, Chase isn't this crazy. He's just writing himself as a crazy luntic to help pan the plot.)

Chase: You said something that's not about this holiday Batboy?

Batman: No no, just saying the truth.

Chase: Good (whatever it is)!

[Der Captain]

NEWSMAN: We interrupt this story with a Muppet News Flash. The GAC Valentine's Day story came to an abrupt halt after a person by the name of "Chase" suddenly threw himself in the middle of the room and started pounding on the floor screaming "It's not fair! I'm the only one who should be allowed to post on the GAC holiday thread! It's all about me! I make the rules and I speak for Doug! I hate Der Captain! I hate Dandu! I HATE EM I HATE EM I HATE EM I HATE EM I HATE EM!!!!!!!!!!" We now rejoin our cartoon friends.

:shame: : Gee, I'm starting to think the novelty is wearing off of these things.

:bugs2: : Yeah. I notice fewer people are getting involved. The good vibes died. We had a good run.

:daffy: : Kinda peaceful, all of the sudden. Hey, Average Jones, wanna go out and grab a burger?

AVERAGE JONES: Cool.

[The "Chase"]

A few minutes later...

Jones: Well, here's the burgers you wanted. Thankfully, since I know you guys pretty well, I choose your favorites.

:bugs2:: Heh, thanks Jones. I knew our cartoons influenced someone!

:daffy:: Yeah! Well, here we are, in some dead thread, so, why don't we make the best of it?

Chase: Sure. First of all, sorry for the comments on you Captain and dandu. Even I admit I went too far.

Captain: Naw, it's alright. And I'm sorry for saying you hated me and dandu! Guess human being take themselves seriously!

dandu: Heh, can't arugue with that!

:buddy:: Now, I'm sorry for getting drunk every year. It's just a hobby of mine! Also, I think Cookie took herself a little too seriously.

Cookie: Naw, I see where you come from.

Batman: And I'll admit it. I just came here because Chase thought it would be funny if I came up with Daffy and Clark saw me!

Superman: Well, I'm glad I actually didn't beat Brain then...

Doug: Well, I think that's it, right?

:bugs2:: I think it is! If not, someone will cover it later.

:daffy:: In that case, I would like to say one more thing. To Valentine's Day, the most depressing holiday ever!

Everyone: AMEN!

Chase: So, who's up for Armor Day?

Doug: Erm, let's not.

Chase: Good point.

:ham:: The-the-the-the-the That's All Folks!

:shame:: And God bless us, everyone (even to the anime characters)!

:sylvester: Heh, that's my boy!

[Douglas E.]

Doug: It's my fault that Chase has went off the deep end, because Der Captain went off the deep end, because Bugs & Daffy went off the Deep end, because I'M LAZY! So, here's what I'm going to do.

Douglas finds amnesia gas, and spreads it to every guest at the Party, causing everyone to forget everything that ever happened at this dumb party!

Chase: Why does my head hurt?

:daffy:: Why do I smell like Japan?

Bat-Man: Why is Super Man so darn fat?

Super-Man: Why do I feel like I've abused my powers to make a quick buck?

:twoshoes:: Why am I with dis' Spinach addicted sailor?

:coolcat:: Why do I feel like I just had a bad tip?

:andy:: Why do I feel like the voice of reason?


:bugs2:: Thanks for clearing all of that confusion Dougie!

Doug: Please call me William.

:bugs2:: OK Doc. That was a crazy party! It was almost a week long!

Average Jones and Buddy fly through the window!

:bugs2:: Hey Clark! I thought you punched these freaks away from my party!

Doug: Well, I said...
"Clark punches Buddy into next week!"
"Clark punches Average Jones into next week!"

:bugs2:: Oh cruddy carrot crust!

:buddy:: Hey Cookie Baby! Whazup mi hom-Eze!

Cookie: There you are you evil, stupid, back-stabbing little

Average Jones: What's going on here?

Bat-Man: I tell you what! Super-Man is inadequate! He can only get rid of people for a week!

Super-Man: That Tears It! It's on Bruce!

Cookie: It's On! It's a Free-For-All, Five Person Brawl!

Average Jones: Dandu, it's time to get the heck outa here!

Doug: Dang! I better have an emergency meeting with all of the writers!

*GAC Fourms Is Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Please read this, and stand by*

:thinkpink:

:jerry::

:thinkpink: :mad:

:jerry:: :D

:tomcat:: :eek:

:beepbeep:: :confused:

[The "Chase"]

Chase: Wait a minute, I remember now! Doug! What on earth did you do? Everyone was calm and ready to end the thread, and then hell broke loose! Now how are we going to fix all of this?

Captain: Yeah, wise guy! Even I admit that we're beating on dead horses, and you think we can beat it up for a few more hours? What's up with that?

Doug: Don't worry, I have a backup plan!

dandu: And what is it, William?

Doug: THIS!

(So, he wrote this...)

:bugs2:: Hum, what? Oh, so all that crazyness was all a dream? Well, it's a copout, but take with them anyways.

Batman: Ugh, you said it.

Clark: Agreed.

Minako: Oh yes!

:daffy:: Time to layoff the leftover Christmas punch right about now!

Doug: Okay, now here's my idea. We leave this thread alone for the month and leave the characters alone, and when the actual holiday begins, we'll post more. If that doesn't happen, then I recommened we take a break for a few months. When Captain admits we're taking things to far, you know something's wrong.

Chase: Works with me! But, before we end this, might I add one more thing?

Captain: Go ahead, nobody cares anymore!

Chase: Good!

(So... Chase decided to do one favor to everybody)

Ever hot chick in Cartoon land and Anime land: Hello boys!

Every hot guy in Cartoon land and Anime land: Hello girls!

Chase: Heh, to quote Bugs, ain't I a stinker?

Captain: Eh, that depends.

dandu: Tell me about it...

(So, with that all done, trying not to tell some jokes...)

:ham:: The-the-the That's Really All Folks!

Doug: Or is it?

[dandu]

Dandu: There are a few things to do before we leave.
:bugs2: Such as?
Dandu: Well we're getting really cold, and we need a bonfire. I have the only surviving copy of Average Jones Cuts His Toenails, it's nitrate stock so this puppy will fire up in no time.
Tom Palmer: NOOOOOOO!

[The "Chase"]

CLONK! BOOM!

(dandu got knocked ou till next month! And Tom returned to Hell by that boom!)

Chase: Sorry folks, but I wanted this thread to remain quiet.