GAC Christmas Party 2008

[Der Captain]

:bugs2: :Hey there, Daffy! Merry Christmas! It's the holiday season, so whoop de do, and dickory dock, and don't forget to hang up your sock...

:daffy: : Well, somebody's certainly in a festive mood!

:bugs2: : Yes sir, this is going to be a great Xmas party! The best yet!

:daffy: : Your optimism both impresses and puzzles me.

:bugs2: : I've just got a good feeling about it. I've already contacted Gandy, Yosemite, Buddy, Donald, Scrooge, Charlie Brown, Clutch Cargo and the rest. They all promise to be on their best behavior this year! No train wrecks like in previous years! No sir! - (sings) Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg...

:daffy: : Bugs, you are a shining example of the holiday spirit. - Just one thing. - Why are you wearing a bra and panties?

:bugs2: : Oh, am I wearing that? (looks embarrassed) Hoo boy, you lose track of some things. I wore this in one of my old cartoons and I guess I just got a little nostalgic.

:daffy: : Bugs, I've been a little concerned. You dress in women's clothing in an awful lot of your old films - "Rabbit Seasoning", "Mississippi Hare", "What's Opera Doc", and not only that - (walks over to Bugs closet and opens door to see tons of ladies apparel tumble out onto the floor.) - I mean - Geez, man!

:bugs2: : They're comfortable, okay!

:daffy: : Well, you have a point there. Also - those men's suits they gave us for the Bugs Bunny Show didn't come with pants.

:befuddled : Don't feel bad, Bugs. I still keep my wedding dwess fwom "Wabbit of Seville".

[nickramer]

:bugs2: : So I suppose Buddy is invited this year.

:daffy:: Not on your life, rabbit! I'm not going to have another party ruined by that low-life drinker. Inviting that guy is the last thing I want to plan for this event.

:bugs2: : You sure that's wise? Buddy can be very desperate.

:daffy: : Aw, what's the worst thing he can do? Send Spam messages?

(on the television) Newsman: This just in! A odd cartoon human has just taken a 50ft Acme robot from Warner Bros. storage room. He is said to be after a loon who won't invite him to a cartoon Christmas party. He said it was the only party that he was not banned from and is heading to 1415 Terrmite Terrance.

:daffy: : AHH! That my house! And I'm a duck, not a loon, you second rate newsman!

Newsman:Hey, I'm just glad I'm not the one who lives there. In other news, a local nut claimed that a red and blue coment that landed near his house and became a young lady. Saying that it was a fallen angel, the local has been recommended to Von Drake's Phy-

(Bugs turns off the TV)

:daffy: : Wah-ha-hah! I just got this house remodeled and my recent movie pitch for Warners hasn't be approved yet! Bugs, what am I going to do?

:bugs2: : Well first of all, stop weeping on my fur. It's dry cleaned only.

[The "Chase"]

:daffy:: Alright, alright fine. Okay, sorry, I just get really excited like that. Now, let's put that in the back burmner, while I ask the question. Who's going to show up first?

:bugs2:: (takes off the women's clothing) Well, as per tradition, it could be anyone. In fact, let's open the door and see what's happends.

(And just like that, Donald showed up)

:donald:: Hey guys!

:daffy:: Hey Donald, looking like your- Um, Donald, what's up with those pants?

:donald:: Oh, these? Well, I thought I go ahead and start my New's Year Revolution early!

:bugs2:: So, your Revolution this year is to wear clothing and not control your temper?

:donald:: Eh, tried that years ago. Didn't last beyond seven minutes.

:bugs2:: (shurgs) Makes sense to me. Well, now with that witty dialogue done, let's see who on the door steps this time!

(And guess what, Cecil showed up! With a mask and a tuxedo?)

Cecil: Sharing a christmas miracle is what beyond...

(BANG!)

:bugs2:: OH NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!

:daffy:: Yeeeah, I better go ahead and advance the Buddy plot now... (ZOOM)

[Geezil]

Cecil quickly recovers his senses and proceeds to nail a large, hand-painted sign to the front door:

"Attention, All Anime Women and Male Ninjas: You Will Be Required to Leave Your Vehicles, Weapons, and Backpacks In or Chained to the Wall Near the Front Closet. Thank You for Helping Us Make This a Happy and Relatively Innocent Christmas Party!" ;) :D

[The "Chase"]

(At this point of the story, we leave Bugs along to fix his rivaly with Cecil, an otaku, alone, because, let's face it, nobody wants to read that.)

:bugs2:: And if they do, go ahead and post it later. Hey, if Geezil did it, so can YOU...

(Anywho, Meanwhile...)

:daffy:: Man, it took a while, but I'm finally here. Thankfully, no sigh of those meddling kids, and no sight of the robot, so I can look around. Now to put on my Duck Twacy hat (ploop), and our story will REALLY begin!

(A couple of notes later)

:daffy:: WAIT A MINUTE! MY HOUSE ISN'T 1415 TERMITE TERRANCE! It's in [name and adress withheld]! Werid, Buddy should know about that, and I don't think he doesn't know anything about robots. Wait a minute, I don't even remember EVER giving Buddy an invition EVER. Besides, I should know Cookie has him back all these years (man, I love hearding my voice). Hm, something's not adding up, and it looks like it's up to Duck Twacy to find out!

(Many notes later...)

:daffy:: Huh, so this is actually the old buliding I first worked at. Ah, good memories live here. And I thought thsy tear down this place! Anywho, enough memories, Duck Twacy never does a 15 minute flashback (winkwink)! Let's see now, now maybe I can think in here. Let's see, giant robot+ coming here X only party not crashed (mumble, mumble)...

(Couple of minutes later)

:daffy:: ! Wait a minute, I think I got it! Oh my goodness, not HIM AND HIS GOONS, NOT HIM AND HIS GOONS! Holy carp, I better warn everyone! But first, what to do with this buliding...

(Minutes of thinking later)

:daffy:: So Ronald Duck, you think you gather the Muppets to help me out?

Ronald: Well, I think I can get Micky Moose again. Whenever or not I can get the rest is up to whomever.

:daffy:: Good. By the way, Ronald Duck? What kind of name is that?

Ronald: I'm a one-shot gag to make another gag funnier in one episode, what'cha exepect?

:daffy:: Hm, good point...

Ronald: Sigh, the wonders of Christmas...

[nickramer]

(Note: This is what the 2nd news report was refering to. By the way, which Cecil are we refering to? The turtle or ol' ten foot tall and wet?)

(knock at the door)

:daffy: : I'll get it! Might as well pause the mystery for the minute.

(Opens the door. Super Girl is behind it.)

SG: Hi. I'm here to help with the robot problem.

:daffy: : Nah, we can probably handle it. Besides you got the wrong add- (stops and stares at the stunning lady of Spa.. er.. steel. Makes an Avery take. Starts stummering.) adr-adr- adr- adr...

SG: Uh... is something wrong?

(Bugs walks up)

:bugs2:: Daffy, would you please close the door? It 5 degrees out there. Oh hi, Kara. You don't mind if I call you by your real name, do you? Nice to see you again. What are you doing here?

SG: Oh, Bugs I didn't know you were here. I don't mind about being called by my real name. There isn't anyone else around. I'm here because I got a signal about a giant robot that's coming this way.

:daffy:: (Still stammering) adr-adr adreeees-adr.....

SG: What's wrong with Daffy?

:bugs2:: Oh, he usally acts this way during the winter. It's migration season, you know. Since the robot and that maniac wide-eye character isn't here yet, why don't you sit down in the living room and join the party. My cartoon friends are almost here and if you need anything, Droopy is at the banquet table.

SG: Thanks, Bugs!

(Kara give the rabbit a kiss on the head and walks off)

:daffy: : (Still stammering) adr-adr-adr-

(Bugs hit the stund duck with an ACME brand Baseball bat.)

Kunk!

:daffy::Ow! Why did you do that for?

:bugs2: : Your Wade Duck impression was getting tiring. What the hecks wrong with you? It's not polite to stare at women. Espically heroines like Super Girl!

:daffy: : Wait, you know her?

:bugs2: : We met at a Warner meeting last summer where I saved her life from some dumb crook. They sure don't make super villans like they used to. That crook made Fudd look like Ben Stein.

:daffy: :You got to tell me about Super Girl. I haven't met a girl like her in years. She gorgoeus!

:bugs2: : Eh, she's not my types. Her ears aren't long enough. Besides, I already have serveral girlfriends.

:daffy: : Well, I say she's my type. Look at her hair, her body, and her skimpy costume. By the way, how does she stand the weather with that three piece outfit?

[The "Chase"]

(The Turtle, to answer a deleted question)

:bugs2:: Well, it's best we don't ask question that relate to logic. Besides, why do you love her than those anime chicks we had?

:daffy:: Well, you see, it... wait a minute...

(one minute of thinking later)

:daffy:: You know Bugs, maybe it's time to find female ducks again...

:bugs2:: Well, that's what happends when you think "outside of the box", so to speak.

:daffy:: To true, to true. So Bugs, speaking of plot, whenever happened to that Cecil problem you had?

:bugs2:: Eh, it's best we'll leave that part to the readers. And while we're talking, what about that Termite Terrance problem we hoird a couple of minutes ago?

:daffy:: That? Well, is Mickey here?

:mickey:: You called?

:daffy:: Yeah. Listen Mick, I want you to gather all those wepons you saved from WWII. Also, get that thing you used from that Muppet Disney special. 'Cause I have a feeling this will be more fun then what Donald went through at the Christmas of '48!

:donald:: HEY, I thought we agreed we won't discuss that!

:daffy:: Well, had to compare something!

[nickramer]

:bugs2: : But what about Kara? She came all this way to help out.

:daffy:: Well, perhaps I could stay with her and keep her company. Woo-hoo!

:bugs2:: Daffy!

:daffy: :What? You didn't think I could stop my crush cold turkey, did you? Okay, we'll use her as a backup plan.

:bugs2: : Okay. By the way, why do we need that equipment from "The Muppets at Walt Disney World"?

:daffy: : Well, there's this part where the frog takes part in that Indiana Jones stunt show. I thought by using the weapons, we could do an elaborative showdown like that.

:mickey: : You know the show is still playing at my Flordia vacation home, right?

:daffy: : Gee, I neaver thought of that.

:mickey: : Fourtuantly, I have some spare props back at studio. I'll be right back. Oh, and Donald's Chrismas war with the Chip 'n Dale, "Toy Tinkers" was in 1949, not 1948.

:daffy: : How do you know that? You weren't even in that cartoon.

:mickey: : I own a copy of "Disney A to Z". Now in it's 3rd edition.
(Mickey holds up book)

:daffy: : Hey, no product placements!

[CueBallCat79]

By the way, which Cecil are we talking about, the turtle or the sea sepant?

Why cant it be Sideshow Bob's brother Cecil from the Simpsons? :p

[Der Captain]

:bosko: : Hey, can't we liven this party up? How about singing some carols?

:ham: : I'll have a b-b-blue C-C-Christmas w-w-w-without yoooouuuu....

:sylvester : Oh great! Now I'll have that stuck in my head every Christmas until eternity! - By the way, where's Bugs?

:daffy: : He went to study classic literature in the library. (toilet heard flushing) There goes another novel. (Bugs enters room wearing women's clothing) - What? Bugs! AGAIN!!!!!?????

:bugs2: : (looks around puzzled) What? (suddenly notices) Oh. Gee, I'm starting to do it absent-mindedly. You get used to some things...

:befuddled : Don't pick on him, Daffy. Wots of people cwoss dwess. People you wouldn't suspect.

:daffy: : Well, we already know about Pete Puma and - (ding dong)

:bugs2: : Uh oh. Another guest. Come in. (Yosemite Sam enters wearing ladies apparel)

:ysam: : Hey! What in tarnation...?

:bugs2: : Sam - you're wearing the exact same dress I am!

:daffy: : Awk-WAAAARRRRDDDDD!

:sylvester : Say, isn't that the outfit Carrie wore in that episode of "Sex and the City". You know, that one where she's dating Aidan but then she meets Big and his fiance....

:ysam: : Consarn it, you buck-toothed, lop-eared, flea-bitten galoot! I wanna be Carrie!

:daffy: : Sam, I always pegged you as more of a Miranda.

:befuddled : I get to be Chawotte!

:bugs2: : All right! Enough of this nonsense! I'm supposed to be the sane one here! (throws off clothes) Rabbits aren't supposed to be clothed anyway! (others gasp)

:mickey: : My God! You're naked! (whips out cell phone and pushes buttons) Hello Information! Get me the FCC! I'm making a citizen's arrest!

:bugs2: : (with hand over face) I never thought I'd miss Buddy.

[The "Chase"]

:shame:: Sigh. And things like that happend when when you drink Eggnoid before a major plot point devolps...

:crow:: Don't worry Sly Jr., I know how to to fix all this. After all, it did work on that sucker back in the Christmas of 1950.

(So, he shot the Eggnoid)

:crow:: Now, if you want me to contiune, I'll need another 25 cents!

(Soon, everyone in the last post (mostly Mickey) were back to normal)

:mickey:: Oh, ha ha, hey guys, what up with that pitchfolks and torches?

:bugs2:: Mick, I suggest you start running, or else it'll be "Poke, Poke, Poke" than "Ho, Ho, Ho"!

:mickey:: Yeah, I'll be going now (darn, I knew staying around Playhouse Disney after my shift was a bad idea)...

[Douglas E.]

:sailor:: Wow, without anyone to screwz up this party, it screws itzelf up!
Popeye pulls out his phone and calls an old "friend."

Bluto: What do ya want?!

:sailor:: Without any conflictz, the characters conflictz themesevles! I needs ya to wrecks havokie! (Havoc)

Bluto: What in it for me runt?

:sailor:: Not sure, Olive isn't at this party, those in-faimous japaneese goils are gone, the only real goil here is Soopur Goil, so... (Super Girl)
Bluto busts through the wall in his Max Fleischer Super-Man outfit from "She Sick Sailors."

Super "Bluto": Hey there babe...

:sailor:gives S.B. (Super Bluto) a twister finger (A toned down "twisker punch") and tries to reason with him!

:sailor:: Bluto, eye knows you havent kept up wit' the times, but this isn't 1944! At least try a different coustumez! You dont hafe too be 90's SuperMan, but at least try to be 60's...

Bluto in his sailor suit suddenly busts through the door without knocking and remarks: "Who's the chubby klark cent" wannebe?"

:sailor:: Bluto, thank the gooness youres here, now you can help me get rid of Soopah Blutea, an-

Popeye suddenlly relaizes that he's been talking to the Man of Steel himself?!

:sailor:: Duh..... WHY are you chubberze? (Chubby as in fat.)

S.M.: I don't want to talk about it! I might abuse my super powers!

Bluto: Yeah Popeye! Keep with the times! Its BAT-man who's poupular! In fact I have "The Dark Knight" on Blu-Ray and...

S.M.: DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE...

SuperMan starts using his heat vision to melt the Blu-Ray when Bluto interupts him..

Bluto: Hey! I bought this for your girl-friend! I felt so bad about be kinda "sexist" by bringing flowers to all women, and stealing Olive, that I got you and your girl friend an early christmas present! Why do people hate it when I'm nice?!?

And, as you probably guessed, Bluto and Super Man take their fight "outside", and Super Girl is there to make sure that they aren't killing each other!

:sailor:: Ugh, that's the LAST time I try to add a sub-plot, well if you can not join them, you should beat them or something, or is it the other way around? Say Bugs, I know you have your own problems right now, but do you have any extra carrots?

:bugs2:: What else would I do with my acting budget?

:sailor:: Normally I'd say spinach, but I need something different.

:bugs2:: Okay dock' (like a sailor dock, instead of "doc!" Get it! Get it? Get it!? Okay, that was a lame pun.) they're in my fridge.

Popeye eats a few carrots, grows rabbit ears, and starts beating up :ysam:?

:ysam:: Why Me?

-Doug :D

[nickramer]

:bugs2: : This party is getting rather silly. Rabbit ears? A chubby hero? How did this happen?

Mysterious voice: Ha-Ho-Ho! All this for winter without the snow.

(Suddenly a familar imp appears)

Mr. Mxyzptik: It is I, Mr. Mxyztik from the 4th dimension who caused all this!

:bugs2: : Oh, yeah! I remember you! You take me and my pals to the real world, a while ago.

Mr. Mxy: Yeah, and I would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for you and those medaling ki-

:bugs2: : Wrong party, Doc! And what was with that lame rhyme? I give that a D.

Mr. Mxy: Don't blame me! My writters are on strike and it was the best chant I could come up with.

:bugs2: : So, why are you here?

Mr. Mxy: If you must know, my 90 day banishment has ended and just in time. I get to fool around by making hoilday partys more intresting.

:bugs2: : (yawns) Ah, this is type of trickery has been done before. Besides, my main creator Tex Avery did this stuff all the time.

Mr. Mxy: Oh yeah? How about I put you in the briar patch? Or should I say the pumpkin patch?
(The imp turns the rabbit's head into a jack-o-laturn.)

:bugs2: : A rerun? Elmer already did this joke before. Which reminds me, I never paid him back for ruining my picture. Anyway, imp, we don't need you. We're already waiting for a manic with a giant robot and Mickey should be back with our weapons any minute. So, you better undo your work and go bother someone else's party.

[dandu]

Average Jones: Hello everyone, a funny thing happened to me on the way of the party. I turned the corner of Acme and Termite Terrace and all the sudden my jalopy, penelope and I are in color! Is Fred Ladd in town? Who's this guy?

Mr. Mxyzptik: Shut up and sing!

Average Jones: (Sings anything goes while standing on his head)

[The "Chase"]

Mr. Mxy: Now, leave the stage!

Jones: But I just (zoom)!

:bugs2:: Wait a minute... Breaking the fourth wall... corny jokes... some guy showing up for no reason... not mentioning Tex... HEY DOC, SUPERMAN COMING BACK!

Mr. Mxy: Hah, you think I'll fall for that? So, you're saying if a turn around, Super...

(Suddenly, Bugs unmasked Mr. Mxy, and then...)

:bugs2:: :eek:! D-D-Dad?

Tex Avery (as a ghost): Curses, foiled again...

:bugs2:: Wow, a Christmas miracle...

Tex: Well, what were you execpting, a Summer miracle?

:bugs2:: Oh Daddy, it IS you!

Tex: Yep, and no strings attached! But enough fooling around, I really came with plot... I mean, with a explaintion.

:bugs2:: About the robot thing?

Tex: Yep, that's the answer to the 64 million dollar question! Anyway, acting like a father now, Bugs, to help you with your unrelated Christmas quest, I know who's controlling that robot. But first, I'll combined it with a story. Bugs, so you know why I came to Termite Terrance?

:bugs2:: Because they needed you?

Tex: Yes, you know that part. But, to answer this riddle, I'll give you a hint to it. You see, it involves a guy named Tom Palmer...

(TO BE CONTINUED... BY SOMEONE ELSE) (Also, don't worry about Popeye. We'll get to him later...)

[Der Captain]

:daffy: : Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute, you two! I've been putting my Duck Twacy detective skills to work on this robot business!

:bugs2: : Well, he mentioned Tom Palmer, one of Buddy's directors, and the newscaster described an odd-looking human who was banned from our party. I think we know who it is. I mean - DUH!

:scrooge: : Newscasters, bah! I get all my news from the History Channel!

:bugs2: : You're kidding, right?

:scrooge: : No, dern it! I've been hearing reports lately about that Hitler fella. We should keep an eye on him. He sounds like he might be a troublemaker.

TEX: Well, anyway, about the robot, here's what I can tell you...

:daffy: : Not so fast! There have been several odd-looking humans we banned from our parties. Colonol Rimfire was banned after he blew buckshot through the Xmas ham thinking it was a wild boar - and then there was Gabby from "Gulliver" who skinny-dipped in the punch bowl - and then there's Poopeye -

:bugs2: : Okay, don't dredge that up. You make my want to wash out my memory with soap! - But anyway, Tex, you mentioned Tom Palmer, so I think it's obvious -

:scrooge: : Who's this Tom Palmer? Is he one of those new Hollywood whippersnappers I've been hearing about on Turner Classic Movies?

:donald: : Please, Uncle, take your meds.

[The "Chase"]

Tex: Okay, first off, Bugs, do you have to deal with all of this crap every time a party happends?

:bugs2:: Yeah. But look at the bright side, you guys act like this all of the time back at Termite Terrance!

Tex: True that. So anyways, the thing was, Palmer made two awful cartoons, and our good buddy Friz took over. But, the problem is that despite this, all of the cartoons from that point onward were too bad, or really awful (sometimes decent). So...

:bugs2:: But dad, I know what the answer is.

Tex: Shut up boy, can't you see I'm in my groove? So, while everyone was making bad cartoons, I came in and turned everything upside down, therefore, getting rid of more Buddy once and for all (and the rest is history). Meanwhile, Palmer was mad that his chances of being credited and remembered were ruined, so ever since, he's been working on a revenge scheme to destroy the buliding! Thankful, the gang has been protecting the thing ever since.

:bugs2:: So, what you're saying is that Tom's trying to destroy the old shack out of revenge? Then where do those goons come from?

:daffy:: You called? Well, remember the guests I mentioned? I think they're joining him to help get some of that anger out.

:bugs2:: So, you exaggerated the detail that it was Tom and the guests nobody sees anymore?

:daffy:: Hey, this is suppose to be dramtic! Besides, Clampett would of loved this!

:bugs2:: Sigh, you got a point. But didn't that newscaster said Tom was a cartoon?

:daffy:: Um, you sure it wasn't that Muppet newscaster?

:bugs2:: Hm, good point. But what about Buddy?

:daffy:: Hey, you said he promised he wouldn't show up here!

Tex: Ah, the wonders of kids. Anyway, so we're just padding this robot thing for no reason? Dam glum it, I should make a cartoon about this! But, I think this story missing something...

(suddenly, the doorbell ringed)

:bugs2:: Hm, allow me.

:buddy:: Hey Bugs, I should confess. I lied about that DVD thing.

:bugs2:: N-

:buddy:: Wait, before you start screaming, I'm done with the drinking. Cookie will murder me and sell my body on Ebay if I did. Also, maybe I can help on this robot thing I keep hearing about.

Tex: (to Bugs) We're doomed, aren't we?

:bugs2:: As long as the Captain, Doug, or Geezil doesn't write the next part...

[Douglas E.]

Bad News: l Love the random Tex Avery bits, and stuff, and I can't contribute to this without turning it upside down.

Good News: One Paragraph Sub-Plot!

:gandy:: Hey Bugs! I decided to stop being so stupidly lame, and brought you 24 Carrots!

:bugs2:: Are you apologizing for the "Thanksgiving Incident" or something?

:sylvester: I've got this one: Horton isn't bad, Kung Fu isn't bad, Wall-E isn't bad, Madagascar 2 isn't bad, and this is stupid! STOP MESSING UP OUR PARTYS DOUG!

Me: You spelled "parties" wrong,

:sylvester: Exactly! Why can't you be like Tex Avery over here?

Me: Nothing against Tex, but he got shot in the eyeballz many years back.

Charlie Brown: Stop this character development, WE don't care about your issues Doug! Everyone cares about mine! And Tom Palmer's! And Bob Clampett! An-

Doug: I know. I apologize. Sorry I interrupted this awesome story guys!

:sylvester: No problem Doug! Just leave the plot to Der Captain! Or at least Chase.

And now back to the stuff YOU care about.

[dandu]

:buddy: I'm glad that Tom Palmer was fired from WB, his cartoons made no sense, you should see what happened when he was hired at Dandu Studios in mid-1929!

Average Jones: He made me clip my toenails in front of the camera!

Dillon: Boy was Tom Palmer a dunderhead, I fired him just after the stock market crash, I lost all my money and didn't regain anything until mid 1930, I had to feed my animators expired spam, and boy did they make some freaky cartoons while eating that funky spam!

Tex: (sighs) This talk about the depression depresses me I am going to draw red and have a party with her, wanna join me?

[The "Chase"]

:bugs2:: Dad, you forgot to take your meds, did you? And did you invited Doug to write that last part?

Tex: Yeah, pretty much. Anywho, let's get rid of this Jones guy and Dill guy (PLOOP), and get back to business!

:bugs2:: Wow, looks like Casper has a rival now! Anyway, so how are you going to help us Buddy?

:buddy:: Well, here's what I know. You see, Tom had a lot in faith in me, so while Tom was directing Buddy's Day Out, he told me some serects.

Tex: Well, what kind of sercets? Working on funny cartoons is a tough as trying to set up for Christmas (hey, this IS a christmas party)?

:buddy:: No, nothing like that. You see, he told me he knew he was making an awful cartoon. He said if he directed bad cartoons, he knew that someone will replaced him and history would be made, and his name will be remembered. However, what he didn't know is that his named is remembered not that well, and ever since, he was trying to destroy the building that ruined his carrer, but he was VERY SLOW at thinking. However, he is now...

:bugs2:: LOOK, COOKIE IS BACK!

:buddy:: Wait, wh...

(So, Bugs pulled out the mask, and it was actually...)

Tex: Holy carp...

:bugs2:: Okay, NOW I'm confused!

:daffy:: HUZZAH!

Bob Clampett (as a ghost): Yeah, so I'm telling the truth. What were you thinking of?

:bugs2:: That Buddy wouldn't just be healed THAT quickly and can remembered things that clearly! Besides, it's a holiday tradition!

Bob: Well, is EVERYBODY happy?

:mickey:: Well, I'm...

(Suddenly, Bugs had a "OH, NOT NOW!" face)

:mickey:: Yeah, this ain't going to end well.

(TO BE CONUTINED... AGAIN!) (We'll get to the robot problem later folks, we promise!)

[Der Captain]

:droopy:: Do you understand any of this?

:donald:: Not really. I'm still trying to figure out what "eggnoid" is.

:droopy:: I think it's an unnatural fear that eggnog is out to get you.

:donald:: Why did Tex say "Holy Carp"?

:droopy:: It's his new religion. Fish are sacred. It's kind of like Hinduism for people who want an occasional burger.

:donald:: Well, you know what they say - Give a man a fish to worship and you'll feed his soul for a day. Teach a man to worship fish and he'll probably grow gils in a month.

:bugs2:: Okay, guys, let's get back to business. If we're to have ghosts of dead animators at this party, we should probably invite Shaggy and Scooby to solve the mystery.

:daffy:: If you even think of inviting Scrappy Doo, I'll flush your carrots into the east river.

:bugs2:: Well, I just think we need some more comical guests.

:buddy:: Hey, let's invite Rob Blogojevich!

:bugs2:: I was thinking of cartoon characters.

:buddy:: So was I.

[The "Chase"]

:daffy:: Well, I was thinking w... WAIT A MINUTE! FIRST OFF, Buddy, what in blue chesse are you doing here?

:buddy:: Um, through the back door?

:bugs2:: Then wait, if you is youself, then why did Bob explain our "Ocean 11" plot?

:buddy:: Well, he and I thought it would be funny if an OOC Buddy said all of that, and he wanted to be the one who said all of that. Besides, he wanted to say all of that dramtic stuff. Also, the DVD thing and Cookie things are true.

:bugs2:: So, by the logic so far, Tex was telling the awful truth, while all this time we could of do unrelated Christmas gags?

:buddy:: Yeah, pretty much. BTW, the robot thing is still happening.

:bugs2:: Oh great, just what I need to hear. Okay, Daff, ask the guys more questions while I'll go get all of the Nudniks. After all, the writers are going to need some ideas...

:daffy:: Fine. Alright, second question. Mick, where on earth had you been?

:mickey:: Um, getting the supplies... Besides, I thought something wa going to happen when I came back, so I've been "all ears" for a while.

Bob: RIMSHOT!

Tex: Yeah, that's not funny. And I bet you guys are wondering why Bob and I are still here. Well, rather than go back and hang around the other guys, I thought, to expand my story structure, I stay here.

Bob: Yeah, and I came to make fun... fantastic fun with everyone! Besides, I'm getting tired of the arguments with Chuck.

:daffy:: Eh, makes as much sense as the real reason Sniffes went to bed on the Christmas of 1940!

Sniffies: [Insert chatter about that here]

Shaggy: Zoniks, like forgot all of this man. Even, I admit, like, the ghosts are a waste of my time! Come on Scoob, let's go hang out "The studio formaly known as Hanna-Barbara Christmas 2008 thread" right next door! At least the "punch" is Scooby Snack flavored!

Scooby: Reah, Robby Rank rlavored! Hee-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!

(And so, the robot plot is on hold... again.)

(TBC... YET AGAIN!)

[Der Captain]

:daffy:: Chum, you look so glum.

:bugs2:: Does that surprise you, Daf? I was so optimistic at the beginning of this party. So convinced that it would be a joyous occasion unlike the others. So what happens? We're living in terror that some crazy robot with Tom Palmer in it is going to attack our party, ghosts of dead cartoonists are mulling about scaring everybody, Bluto got in a fight with Superman, Yosemite Sam is cross-dressing, and Buddy's invaded my liquor cabinet!

:buddy:: Yo Bugs Dawg, you might want to restock. This bottle of Old Grand-dad has arthritis!

:bugs2:: I used to look forward to this time of year and now I'm just depressed.

:daffy:: Hey, Charlie Brown. That's your cue.

CHARLIE: Oh yeah. (pulls our harmonica and blows) Mi - Mi - Mi! (clears throat) Isn't there anybody here who can tell me what Christmas is all about?!!!!!!!

(Suddenly we hear a big band jazz version of "Christmas Time is Here" from "A Charlie Brown Christmas")

ANNOUNCER: Live from the Fabulous Bugs Bunny Mansion in Beverly Hills, California, it's "The Real Meaning of Christmas" starring Linus Van Pelt along with the Brian Seltzer Orchestra, brought to you by Coca Cola and Dolly Madison! And now ladies and gentlemen - Heeeeerrrrre's Linus!
(bright spotlights shine at the top of the staircase as Linus descends and waves to all the other toon guests who cheer loudly.)

LINUS: Thank you, thank you....

CHARLIE: Oh, this guy's golden! He's da bomb! (Linus finally comes down to the bottom of the stairs and waits for the cheering to die down)

LINUS: Yes, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about. (guests go wild)

CHARLIE: Preach to me, Linus baby! Maul us with the message! Knock it out of the park!

LINUS: Light, please. Thank you.

CHARLIE: He's gonna do it! He's in the zone! Make it happen, bro!

LINUS: As the shepherds tended their flocks, an angel came down to them and said -

CHARLIE: (tears streaming down his face) Shoot the juice to us, Bruce!

LINUS: - "Behold. The Great Pumpkin brings you tidings of great joy...." (music suddenly stops with sound of record rip)

:bugs2:: WTF??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINUS: Every Christmas the Great Pumpkin brings toys to all the good little children of the world. So when you go to bed tonight, say a prayer to the Great Pumpkin.

:bugs2:: Wait a minute! That can't be right!

:dodo:: Away with you, blasphemer. Linus speaks the truth. The Great Pumpkin is god! Praise the Pumpkin!

:befuddled: Pwaise his howy name! (other guests start chanting)

:mickey:: Hoo boy. Uh...Minnie. I think I'll sit this one out.

:minnie:: I'm with you. (waves at others) Excuse us. We'll be in the next room.

:flip:: Gee, if the Great Pumpkin is god, I feel a little awkward for bringing over that pumpkin pie.

:bugs2:: (looking morose) I think I'm ready for that robot now.

[The "Chase"]

:daffy:: Gah, it's about time! I mean, I thought...

:bugs2:: Let's not bring the N word into this Daffy.

:daffy:: What? The fanboys will bring us pleaty of gags! Oh well, the nudniks are set, Micky's here, and I'm getting tried of the Grinch stealing all of the presents again this year! So, let's go make some magic!

(So, the Robot mission FINALLY begins...)

Narrator: And now it's time for... The Adventure Of The Plot! Starring...

:bugs2: as the leader!
:daffy: as the sidekick (yeah, we're ignoring he's the reason all this is happening)
:mickey: as the guy who does the tech stuff!
:minnie: as the Damsel at Distress!
:scrooge: as the banker (hey, MONEY!)
and...
:huey: as the stupid guy who makes one liners...

[Inserrt chessy 80's action opening here]

:mickey:: Okay, who made that list?

:huey:: Why is everybody looking at ME? (canned laughter)

:bugs2:: Well, thanks goodness the Muppets are involved in this...

:huey:: You think so? (canned laughter)

MEANWHILE...

Grinch: FOOLS! Can't you see the Great Pumpkin is a lie! It is the belief of my lord and savior, Grinchy Green, that is our REAL lord and savior! Look at Popeye!

:sailor:: Alls belief Grinchy Green!

:bugs2:: Yeah, let's get a move on now...

:huey:: What about lunch? (canned laughter)

Tex: So, can anyone remind me why I came here?

Bob: Hey, could be worse! We could be still living and find out the problem of our fanboys!

[Douglas E.]

Meanwhile, Popeye is trying new vegtables!

:sailor:: Wowz! I hads no idea that they were more veg-tables other than Spinach! And who knews that they gave me Soopah strength like Spinach!

Popeye eats celery and starts beating up :marvin:!

:marvin:: This is making me very angry!

Meanwhile our main characters have a wacky adventure!
:andy:: I came here to stop all of this "Great Pumpkin" nonsense!" Two things:
1. The Great Pumpkin is NOT God!
2. There is no such thing as The Great Pumpkin!

:dodo:: Shut Up!

:bugs2:: Yeesh! I hate this new sub-plot!

All of a sudden a mysterious figure is seen going down the chimney!

:bugs2:: It's about time Santa came to fix everything at this Party!

But it's not St. Nick, its The Great Pumpkin!

:andy:: Wow he's real?

Linus: I told you!

:dodo:: Actully, I told him!

Linus: Silence! Have you brought presents your royal Pumpkiness?

Great P: Hee, Hee, Hee! Of course little boy!

:andy:: Okay, I was wrong when I said he didn't exsist, BUT he's not God!

Linus: Shut Up! Of course he's God! Right?

Great P.: Silly boy! I'm not God! In fact you shouldn't worship me! I'm just a walking, and talking vegtable!

Popeye walks into the room!

:sailor:: Oh boyz! Another veg-ta-babel for me to eat!

So Popeye starts eating the Great Pumpkin!

:dodo:: Popeye you devil! You're eating God!

:bugs2:: But he just said he wasn't God!

Linus: Shut up blasphemer! Boys lets punish him!

Linus, The Do-Do, Elmer, Flip, and all of the others who worshiped the Late Great Pumpkin all attack Popeye! Of course Popeye has gained strength by eating vegtables, so he starts defending his self by fighting back!

:bugs2:: Ah man! This party has gotten worse!

:huey:: I guess you could call this the "fight" before Christmas! (Canned Laughter)

:bugs2:: Wow we have fights, snacks, cross dressing, and canned laughter! The only thing this party is missing is the ghost of Chuck Jones!

Charlie Brown: Funny you should mention that...

:bugs2:: Chuck? Is that you?

Bugs rips off the mask!

:bugs2:: Wait, you're not Chuck!

Tex: Could it be?

Bob: Yeah, it's the ghost of TOM PALMER!

Tom: Yes it's me! And I've ruined your party Bugs!

:bugs2:: Wait, you've already ruined it?

Tom: Yes Bugsy! When I convinced Linus to talk about the Great Pumpkin, I knew that he would be here, I knew that Popeye would eat him, and I knew that they would trash your house!

Tom points to the fight where Popeye punches Linus so hard that he flys into the wall, and destroys it!

:bugs2:: Stop it! You'll destroy my house!

Linus: Silence! Take THIS you devil!

Linus picks up an oscar statue and throws it at Popeye!

:bugs2:: NO! Thats my Academy Award that I won for "Knighty Knight Bugs!"

The statue crashes into Popeye hurting him, and causing the statue to break into a million pieces!

:bugs2:: NOOOOO!

Tex: Wait a minute! I thought you were in a giant robot!

Tom: No! The person in that robot is a character I created!

:bugs2:: But Buddy's been at the Party the whole time drinking my liquor! Right?

:buddy:: Whatever you say Robin Williams! Hic!

Tom: I wasn't talking about Buddy, I was talking about Cookie!

:bugs2:: Well THAT's a plot twist!

Suddenly the Giant Robot destroys a wall, and comes in!

Cookie: Am I doing good Daddy?

Tom: You're doing wonderful sweetie!

Cookie: Great, now, prepare to die!

(To Be Continued :eek:)

[The "Chase"]

The Narrator: And on that same day, it suddenly wasn't easy being green, beacause at that point, Bugs began to scream!

:bugs2:: So, it turned out my only Oscar is gone, a plot device became ANOTHER PLOT DEVICE, AND WORSE OF ALL, NONE OF THIS ******* **** RELATES TO CHRISTMAS! EVERY ****** YEAR, THE **** ALWAYS TURNS ON! YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN'T ****** STAND IT, I ****** CAN'T STAND IT!

:daffy:: Okay Bugs, let's not get excited, let's not get ex...

:bugs2:: EXCITED?! **** THAT GAG! ***** THE PLOTS WE FORGOT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, TIME TO **** THIS!!!!!

(And with that, Bugs destroyed the robot, ate the great pumpkin, punched Poeye REALLY hard, hit Linus, scram the ghosts away, KILLED BUDDY AND COOKIE, and pretty much destroyed his own house, like Donald in "Cursed Duck". Therefore, every plot in this fan fic is hereby gone...) (As for Buddy, who knows)

:daffy:: Lesson learned. NEVER make Bugs watch not funny cartoons before Christmas...

:donald:: Hey Scrooge, how much do I own you again? Also, can you call mother...

:bugs2:: Now, ARE WE GOING TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS OR NOT?
:andy:: But I celebrate Hak...
:bugs2:: ARE WE?
:andy:: Yes, we are...

(To be continued...) (Sorry folks, no It's A Wonderful Life story in THIS fan-fic!)

:ysam:: NOW THIS HERE IS MY KIND OF...

:bugs2:: SHUT UP!

:ysam:: Yes sir...

[The "Chase"]

(A few hours later...)

Linus: Wow, I hadn't seen rage like that since Charile's game of '89.

Charile Brown: (dropping the dawg talk) Yeah, I admit, that wasn't a wonderful life...

:daffy:: Well Bugs, all of the plot points are gone, the party is at your backup hole, and I'm actually scared. What now?

:bugs2:: Sigh, I'm not sure anymore. I guess this will become...

(Suddenly, all of the WB directors ghosts start showing up...)

Tex Avery's Ghost: HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Friz Freleng's ghost: Um, what about us Jews?

Chuck Jones's ghost: You know, there's a reason the PC police ban that in stores...

:bugs2:: What the, you guys? What are all of you doing here?

Tex: Well, while working on the script, I thought we show up, just to give the script a happy moment! I mean, I did that in some of my pictures...

:bugs2:: Well, that's nice of you, but what about the guys from the other studios?

Bob Clampett's ghost: Oh, give it a couple of posts, they'll show up!

:bugs2:: Then what will we do 'til that happens?

Robert McKimson's ghost: Start writing a pardoy of a beloved Christmas song?

:daffy:: Works with me!

(TBC... with a song!)

:bugs2:: Wait a minute, what ever happened to Tom, Buddy, and Cookie?

Tex: Them? Well, let's just say that they'll be up there for a while...

MEANWHILE...

Ghost of Jack Carr and Bernice Hansen: WHERE IS THAT MONEY YOU OWNED US? COME ON, GIVE IT TO US!

Tom: MONEY, WHAT MONEY?

Jack: OHH, YOU ASKED FOR IT! (Insert fight between the three here)

AS FOR BUDDY AND COOKIE...

:buddy:: Well G dawg, look at the bright side! At least I can pester Bugs whenever I feel like it!

Cookie: Then, tell me this dear. WHAT THE **** IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY CHILD! YOU ARE, YOU SONOFA*****!

:buddy:: Yo, but can have sfx instead!

COOKIE: OOOOOHHHHHH, THAT'S IT! (Insert fight here)

Jack King's ghost: (hearding from above on at the party) Don't you folks just love the holidays?

:donald:: Eh, leave it or take it Mr. King...

[Jon Cooke]

:foggy: : Let's, I say, let's sing some carols and liven this party up a bit, gang. Christmas carols, that is!

:speedy: : Excellent idea, amigo. Who wants to start?

:slow: : I...................

would.............................

like................

to..............sing.............................. .

"The 12 Days of Christmas", ..................Cousin Speedy.

*ahem*.............................

On.....................

the..........................

first.................................

day.............................................

of................................................

:foggy: : Me and my big mouth.

:speedy: : Do not worry, Slowpoke is getting better with these song. Last year he finished in time for Labor Day.

[Der Captain]

:bugs2: : Okay, Slowpoke, give it a break. Sit back and have some eggnoid.

:sailor: : WHAT THE F*** IS EGGNOID?!!!!!

:droopy: : Check Wikipedia.

:bugs2: : Well, anyway, we need a peppier song. Something that truly evokes what Christmas is all about.

:sylvester : Shopping!

:daffy: : Sounds like a go. Strike up the Brian Seltzer Orchestra and let's have at it! C'mon, everybody! (To the tune of "A Holly Jolly Christmas")

:bugs2: : Have a Happy Shopping Christmas.
It's a time beyond compare.
Shop tonight - and have a fight -
with lots of blood and hair.

:bosko: : Have a Happy Shopping Christmas.
You've got the whole trip mapped.
Have a race - for a parking space.
Who cares if it's handicapped.

:magoo: : Ho Ho! There's Elmo! The hottest toy in the malls!

:sylvester : Somebody grabbed it first. Kick him in the balls!

:daffy: : Have a Happy Shopping Christmas. It'll fill your heart with fear.
There's no stopping a Happy Shopping Christmas this year.

:donald: : Have a Happy Shopping Christmas.
Push and shove the folks you see.
Face the strife - and risk your life -
for a new Playstation Wii.

:scrooge: : Have a Happy Shopping Christmas.
And as you catch your breath -
You'll find remains - of shoppers' brains -
who got trampled to death.

:dodo: : This rocks. The new X-box!
You found the very last one.

:buddy: : Somebody grabbed it first.
Threaten 'im with a gun!

:betty: : Have a Happy Shopping Christmas
And although it might seem strange.
You won't have this much fun until it's time to exchange!

:bugs2:: Ah, now things are going smooth. At least this party is starting to seem sane.

:ysam: : (Suddenly barging into the room.) BUGS! Woody just ran my Victoria Secret black silk panties up the flagpole!

:woody: : Ha ha ha haaaaaaa ha!

:bugs2: : Why do I even bother?

[The "Chase"]

:bugs2:: No no no guys, that wasn't what I had in mind (also, someone get rid of Buddy please). I was thinking a light hearted song.

(The mumbling began)

(Bugs grabbed the...)

:daffy:: OKAY, OKAY, FINE, we'll write something else...

(A couple of minutes later)

:bugs2:: Alright, are we ready? That band behind us ready?

...

:bugs2:: Good, hit it!

(To the tune of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas")

:bugs2:: Have Yourself a Not So Crazy Christmas. Watch the writers write!

:daffy:: Saying when, the crazy will be crazier!

:mickey:: Have yourself a Special Kind Of Christmas. Don't say Holidays!

:donald:: Saying when, someone will mistake Gay (happy) as gay (stupid)!

Everyone: Here we are, in the bronze like age.
Wishing golden days for us!

:bbear:: Stupid things who aren't dear to us.

:magoo:: Somewhere near to us again.

:fox:: Through the years, we suffered it through pictures. 'Cause of them people!

:crow:: Look at us, all we want in return is love!

Everyone: But have yourself a screwy kind of Christmas now!

(Suddenly, Caroling, Caroling can be heard outside...)

The 1980's guys (He-man, Srawberry Shortcake, Transformers, you know): Caroling, Caroling, through this snow.
Money is a talking!
Caroling, Caroling, through some snow.
Money is a talking!

He-Man: Joyous screams from them chlidren.
Sing the song of well earn cash.

1980's: Click click, Click click.
Money is a talking!
Click click, click click.
Money is a talking!

Caroling, Caroling thru the stores.
Money is a talking.
Caroling, Caroling down and up.
Money is a talking!

Prime: This song we sanged own us 12 bucks.
Hope a new show gives us luck.

1980's: Click, click, Click, click.
Money is a talking!

Everyone: Caroling, caroling now and then.
Money is a talking!
Wondering, wondering our future.
Money is a talking!

:scrooge:: This song here is under hold.
Hope you all are really bold.

Everyone: Click, click, Click, click
Money is a talking!

:scrooge:: Now you all are speaking my language! Now pay up! Someone has to pay for using this song without permission!

[Douglas E.]

:bugs2:: Okay, now that we've sang some Christmas Carols, lets pass out gifts!

:shame:: Here Elmer, I bought this for you.

:befuddled: A wig? Thanks!

:beepbeep: gives :tweety: some Acme bird seed, :felix: catches :mighty: for :tomcat:'s present, and :fox: gives :magoo: a pair of glasses. (Of course he thinks its a boomerang, and throws it out the window!)

:magoo:: This is the worst boomerang I've ever tossed!

-Doug

[dandu]

:bugs2: gives Popeye some turnips and Popeye gives Olive some oil...

[Der Captain]

:donald: : Oh, what a joyous gift-giving season. Here, Uncle Scrooge, I got you a perscription for Viagra.

:scrooge: : Thanks, nephew. Here's your gift. A Circuit City gift card.

:donald: : Circuit City?! They're bankrupt!

:scrooge: : Really? Dern it! That was 5 cents wasted!

:bugs2: : Well, things really are shaping up at this party - with the exception of Hornswiggle doing the cannonball in the hot tub. (Ask Jerry Beck if you're confused.)

:daffy: : Yeah. I just wish Linus would stop walking around outside shouting into that bullhorn.

LINUS: (heard from outside) Repent, you sinners! The time is nigh! The Great Pumpkin will rise again to judge the living and the dead! Convert to Pumpkinism or ye shall bob for apples forever in the Lake of Fire!

:daffy: : Why can't he do that on college campuses like a normal fanatic?

:bugs2: : Well, he has a lot of followers in this group. - Hey, little girl. I didn't see you come in. Who are you?

CINDY: I'm Cindy Lou Who and I'm so lonely. I don't worship the Great Pumpkin like the other kids. I'm a Who and my people celebrate Grinchnukah.

:bugs2: : Uh, Grinchnukah?

CINDY: That's right. I practice Whodaism. We light candles for the Grinch for eight days and sing something that sounds like "Bahoo Boray, Dahoo Doray". It's so Bahoo Boring! I wish I could fit in with the other kids.

:daffy: : Gee, it's too bad we didn't invite Wallace and Gromit. I could have yanked some clay off Wallace's head and made a Dreidel for you.

:bugs2: : Daffy, we need to cheer her up. Why don't - (suddenly Gandy Goose barges in with dynamite strapped around his waste.)

:gandy: : Infidels! There is no god but Frosty and Rankin and Bass are his prophets! I will suicide bomb this rabbit hole so I can live forever with 72 snow virgins!

:shame: : I'm so ashamed of this party.

[The "Chase"]

Jim Tyler's ghost: I don't think so.

(So, Jim took Gandy... TO HELL!)

Jim: And don't come back until you believe my God!

The Devil: 'Til then, I always wanted you since Thanksgiving!

:gandy:: Oh, this is valley hill, this is vally hill, this is vally hill (don't ask)...

MEANWHILE...

:bugs2:: Okay, sorry about that folks. Anyways, why don't we just gather around and sing some Whodaism song while we add unnecessary decorations to the party!

Everyone: But we don't...

:bugs2:: You want me to bring back Buddy?

(A few minutes later...)

:bugs2:: Okay, let's see this trainwreck in action!

(you know what this song is pardoying)

Everyone: Fa hoo, door s.
Fa hoo, dolarious.
Welcome [insert holiday here], bring some gifts.
Fo hum, gore guess.
La hum, core des.
Welcome [insert holiday here], [insert holiday here] day!
Fe Fi, Foe Fum.
Da Ba, Dee Da
Welcome [insert holiday here], fa fo, he haw.
[Insert holiday here] is in our grasps, hearts on head and hand in [insert some unmature body part word here]...

:shame:: Apologies to fans of the beloved 30 minutes special EVERYWHERE!

:daffy:: Okay, have it your way...

Everyone: Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with goowho gums and bizilbix and wums

Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door
Hang up whoboohoo bricks
Then run out and get some more!

Hang pantookas on the ceilings
Pile pankunas on the floor
Trim every blessed needle on the blessed Christmas tree
Christmas comes tomorrow
Trim you, trim me!

Trim up your pets with fuzzle fuzz
And whiffer bloofs, and wuzzle wuzz
Trim up your uncle and your aunt
With yards of whofut flant

Trim every house in Whoville from the cellar to the roof
Hang up a mile of dafflers
And three miles of snaffer snoof!

Hang dang-donglers on the bathtub
Trim the occupant the with floof
To every home in Whoville and to every blessed Who
Christmas comes tomorrow
Trim me, trim you!

Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with goowho gums
And bizilbix and wums...
Trim up the tree with bizilbix and wums!

:befuddled: Yes, we wewe wazy and just copy that from some bwog! Got a probwem with that?

[Douglas E.]

:bugs2:: I'm proud of you all, we have a party about Christmas for once!

:daffy:: Are you saying our last few parties were bad?

:bugs2:: No, but they were only an excuse for Der Captain to make everyone laugh their butts off with jokes that had NOTHING TO DO WITH HOLIDAYS!

:daffy:: Calm down Bugsy!

*Ding-Dong*

:bugs2:: I'll get dat.

Bugs opens the door to find that :thinkpink has joined the fun!

:bugs2:: Can I get ya anything Pink?

:thinkpink:

:bugs2:: Whoops, I forgot you can't speak!

Mysterious Voice: WRONG!

We learn that "The Animation Triva Nerd" has joined the party! Known for being a plot device, this geek knows useless facts about ALL animation! (Call him ATN for short!)

ATN: The pink panther CAN talk, in two cartoons directed by Isadore "Friz" Freleng where....

:mickey:: Shut Up fanboy!

:bugs2:: Wow, how obsessed over cartoon triva can ya be!?

:daffy:: Looks like Ol' Pink is going for a drink.

:bugs2:: No prob, I sure he's a responible drinker; unlike "certain dawgs."

We see that Buddy has drinken even MORE wine, and is talking to :wolfie:.

:buddy:: Ya know my home-E! You should stop chasing that jank :beepbeep:! Order online dawg.

:wolfie:: For the last time I AM NOT WILE E. COYOTE!

We see the Pink Panther smuggle in bottles of liquid, and switching labels with Liquor bottles!

:bugs2:: Say Pink, why are you replacing the "Ajax Brain-Washing Soda" label with Buddy's favorite wine label?

:thinkpink: I'm not trying to brain-wash anybody if that's what you're thinking.

Everybody: GASP!!!

:daffy:: I thought he couldn't talk!

ATN: Of course he can talk.

We see that the Animation Triva Nerd has been watching this too!

ATN: He speaks fluent English, but he only talked in two shorts, and the audiences hated his voice.

:thinkpink: You are right son.

ATN: Wait! That CAN'T be :thinkpink! The Pink Panther has a British Accent provided by the Late Paul Frees!

:thinkpink: Of course I'm the Pink Poacher! I mean Poker! I mean Panties! I mean...

:bugs2:: Wait, I heard dis voice!

Bugs rips off his mask, where we discover the horror that they thought they destroyed!

:daffy:: It can't be!

:ysam:: Bugs got rid of that tick-bitten varmint!

:bugs2:: Tom Again?!?

Tom Palmer: That's right! It's me, and now I can control Buddy!

:buddy:: What's diz dude talking bout?

Tom: Sleep, and when you wake up, do exactly what I say!

Buddy falls asleep on the spot!

:bugs2:: Say Tom does ANY OF THIS CRAP relate to the holidays?

Tom: No! And now...

:bugs2:: HOW DARE YOU BRING NON CHRISTMAS RELATED $H** TO MY PARTY!

Tom: What?

:bugs2::YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS? GASOLINE!
Tom: Wha?

Bugs dumps a gas bucket on his head!

:bugs2:: NOW INTO THE FIRE PLACE YOU GO! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY THERE'S NO FIRE!

Tom: What are you doing?

:bugs2:: SANTA'S GOT A SUPRISE, AND IT'S NAME IS FLAMETHROWER!

Tom: Oh Sh-

Tom is burned to death!

:bugs2:: NOW DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY COMMENTS?

:fethry:: Yeah, I have a comment! That was rude and violent!

Bugs soaks HIM in gas, and torches HIM!

:bugs2:: ANYBODY ELSE?!?!

Cindy Lou: Sir, why do you have a flamethrower on the eve of Christmas Eve?

:bugs2:: YOU'RE NEXT CHILD!

Daffy whacks Bugs on the noggin with a baseball bat!

:daffy:: Calm down everyone! I know that was epic and intense, but Douglas was just expanding on Chase's post a page back! So don't worry! Bugs will wake up in three hours!

Buddy wakes up and says: "What is your will my master?"

:daffy:: Say guys, Tom said he would control Buddy! Lets try him out!

:speedy:: Senor Budd-E, can you get me some chile covered cheese cubes?

3 seconds later...

:buddy:: Here is your order master!

:speedy:: In three secends?

:daffy:: Buddy, Make us a feast with a dish for everyone here that has their favorite food!

7.625 seconds later...

:buddy:: Here is your feast master!

:daffy:: A duck could get used to this! But we better deal with him! Say Buddy, how long will you be brain-washed?

:buddy:: Nine Days Master.

:daffy:: Then I order you to get out of this house, and walk north until your brain-washing wears off!

:buddy:: Right away master!

Buddy takes off at the speed of sound!

:bugs2: wakes up two hours later and says "Where am I?"

:daffy:: You're at the best Christmas party ever Bugsy! Look there's a carrot meal just for you!

:speedy:: And a mexican denner for mi and my cousin!

:sylvester: And a Mouse, Bird, and Fish cassorole for me, :tomcat:,:felix:, and all other cartoon cats!

:bugs2:: Where is Buddy Daffy?

:daffy:: North. He's not stopping for another nine days! He's gone forever!

:bugs2:: Okay, NOW it's the best party ever!

Everybody: HUZAH!

9 days later at the Artic Circle:

:buddy:: Happy New Year Dawg!

Artic Wolf: For the last time: I AM NOT A DOG, I AM A FREAKIN' ARTIC WOLF!

:buddy:: Calm down homie! I got ya some sick 2009 frozen sushi! With [insert naughty word hear]ing awesome cocktail sauce G!

Artic Wolf: That's not frozen sushi, thats raw fish you moron I'm signing out! Uh- "Dag!"

:buddy:: Dawg Foo'

Artic Wolf: Polar Bear! There's a Polar Bear Behind you fool!

:buddy:: No Homie! It'z "Dawg" Not "Polar Bear!"

Polar Bear: ROAR! (You stole my fish, prepare to die!)

:buddy:: Wow dude! You are FAT!

Polar Bear: :eek:

The End :D

[The "Chase"]

Chase: Alright guys, that's a wrap!

(Turned out all of the parites in this forums were actual some kind of productation)

:buddy:: Man, that's the last time I'm trying to be in character!

:tweety:: Man, you say it!

:bugs2:: Ugh, tell me about it. And that's the last time I'm acting like a two time jackass! Chase, what in Tex's ghost were you thinking?

Chase: Hey, Doug "threw away" your Oscar! I HAD to come up with something!

:bugs2:: Well, next time, tone down the text size! Thanks to you, Mr. Magoo thinks he's dead!

Magoo: (Talking to the curtains) No Death, I'm not ready to see my grave! See me in two hours!

:bugs2:: Still, I'm glad things were actually coherent! Also, a shame Nick left because of "creative differences". But next time, learn to spell check better!

Chase: I'll try to remember that... Alright, now with two days 'til Christmas, who wants to watch nothing but Christmas specials and movies at my place?

Der Captain: As long as we don't watch "A Charile Brown Christmas"!

Doug: Der, I think it's time to take your pills again...

:daffy:: Yeah, I mean, a gay joke in the first post? HOW ORGINAL! :rolleyes: Anyways, sure thing Chase! Just don't make us watch REALLY depressing Christmas specials! You know us Toons hate that!

Chase: What? Just because the last couple of Muppets Christmas specials aren't as good doesn't mean they're depressing!

:shame:: That's true. I mean, I thought the Christmas Caorl movie they did was GOOD!

:scrooge:: Oh sure, JUST because they actually used lines from the novel...

Chase: Alright, enough of this bickering! If you all are going to bicker, I'll make you all watch the Grinch 2000 movie!

:ysam:: OOOOOHHHH, YOU HAD TO BRING THAT BACK, DID YOU!

Chase: You were excepting maybe Santa Claus Conquers The Martains unMST3K?

:befuddled: Awwight, awwight, enough of this. Sheesh, I only show up a coupwe of times during this whatevew and I'm awready sick of this!

Doug: Yeah, he has a point. Come on guys, off to Chase's house!

(Hours later, in the same room)

:tomcat::

:jerry::

:tomcat:: :mad:

:jerry:: :mad:

[Insert fight here]

THE REAL END?

[The "Chase"]

Chase: GUYS, PLEASE! Ugh, one guy wants plot, the other wants some kind of plot, and the other guy wants to do his plot, what's next, Captian trying his plot?

Captain: I got nothing.

:bosko:: Well that's the biggest shocker this year...

Chase: Alright, enough of this. Time to watch our first movie... A Special Sesame Street Christmas!

Everyone: NO!

Chase: Sheesh, fine! Guess we'll start with A Muppet Family Christmas...

Everyone: Hooray!

Chase: The DVD version!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE REALLY REAL END!

[nickramer]

:bugs2:: You don't pay attention do you? Tom Palmer ordered Cookie to attack our party with that giant robot, but I went insane, and killed it!

Come on Nick! At least read the thread! :confused:

-Doug
Sorry about that. I sorta just skim through the thread and didn't notice it because of all the nutty things that were going on in the other posts. I deleted my post, so there won't be any confussion.

:daffy:: Does that mean I get the dame?

Nic: No!

(A safe falls down on this square poster)

Klunk!

:daffy: : Ladies and Gentleman, due to circumstance beyond on our control, Nic will no longer be posting on this story.

[Der Captain]

EPILOGUE

Meanwhile in hell....

:gandy: : (awaking from a stupour) Wh-where am I?

SATAN: (the one from South Park) You're in hell, Gandy.

:gandy: : I'm in a Chase post?!

SATAN: No, no. We have spell check here. This is - you know, fire and brimstone. All that cute stuff. Ace Bunny wound up here last year.

ACE: Whoa! I love hell! It's so EXTREME!!!!!

:gandy: : This isn't right. I can wail but I have no teeth to gnash. My goose is cooked.

SATAN: Aw, it's not so bad. Let me sing a song for you and my other friends.

(And he does! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0JRZtu7jQo )

:gandy: : Wow! I feel better now.

SATAN: Don't feel too good. The only regular entertainment we get here is Andy Dick.

:gandy: : Is he dead?

SATAN: No, but his career is. Anyway, concerning a recent post, we should point out that studies have shown that not all cross dressers are gay. - Well, my friend Chris is, but that's another story for a different show.

:gandy: : I think I can get used to this place, but I wonder how my buddy Sourpuss is doing.

MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH

SOURPUSS: Gee, I wonder where Gandy is. I told him to go to hell the other day and I haven't seen him since. (Really loud Rimshot and laugh track)