Caption This! (8/14/04) featuring Bugs Bunny

[Dan Porceddu]

First, the rules:

1. There will be one picture every Friday. Only I or one of the other GAC moderators will post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like - BUT, please do not post any of these threads yourselves. We want to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. No "copycats" allowed.

3. No requests for the moment. We have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

http://columbia.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/bugs-caption.jpg

[TnAdct1]

Why you never put "fat" Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny in the teleporter from The Fly at the same time.

[Mibbitmaker]

"Hey, I'm not Bugs anymore. Betcha y'can't guess who I am?

.....nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"

[UncleJunior]

Bugs: I ate 100 Angus Burgers. They were delicious.

[J. B. Warner]

ELMER: Bugs, what happened to you?
BUGS: I thought I'd get in shape, so I've been drinkin' nothing but milkshakes.
ELMER: You mean those diet milkshakes?
BUGS: Uh-oh.

[Boy Wonder]

Well, thats Bugs/Elmer lovechild. Ain't that pretty? Whats up umm.. Fuddabit?

[Javeman]

After Bugs gained a lot of weight for eating too much tacos, he decided to lose it by going to the top secret underground diet center, "CAI HE"

[Daffysleftfoot]

Bugs: Hey everybody, I just climbed back out of Hell after swiping and eating all their carrots. Now all those evil rabbits that went down there are REALLY going to start suffering. Hee hee hee hee!

[frizfrelengfan]

Bugs: I ate too many carrots and can no longer fit into my rabbit hole. So I had a custom hole, complete with stairs, made.

[Cartman]

Oliver Hardy in a Bugs Bunny costume.

[Lee Glover]

Bugs Bunny doing his impression of Alfred Hitchcock.

[Tom41]

Bugs: Aww, did you have to do 50 takes of me eatin' carrots?

Or

Director: CUT! You're not Bugs Bunny! What did you do with him?

[GeniusIntheLamp]

Bugs prepares himself for "Rabbit Punch II", co-starring Butterbean.:bugs1:

[Daffysleftfoot]

http://columbia.goldenagecartoons.com/captions/bugs-caption.jpg
Bugs felt his thighs were just a little bit too floppy, so he went in for lyposuction. Unfortunately, the idiot doctor put the machine on reverse.

[The Silver Fox]

bugs : All right who wrote the Atkins diet, should have gave better instuctions, I gave up carrots for Angus Burgers and LOOK at me???

[Der Captain]

Who would have guessed that carrots were high-carb?

[Peter Melnick]

Bugs was never quite the same after Warner Bros. closed down their animation department in 1969.

- Peter Melnick

[Daffyfan2004]

After the fat Elmer was ticked of by :bugs1: mocking him he had decided to try the Slim Fast diet. It must have worked because ever since 1942, Elmer has slimmed down. Therefore, Bugs was no longer able to imitate Fudd's portly figure.

[Caffeine King]

Damn, that Atkins diet is working good for ya, huh, Bugs? :cool:

[Jorgy3]

..........

Bugs: ' hehe... nope wrong again... '

Bugs: ' you'll never get it at this rate '

Bugs: ' my you are slow '

...........

"little does bugs know... he's been talking to his echo (eminating from his ginormous stomach) for the past 2 hour"